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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/small-testicles-are-much-easier-to-live-with-say-men-2013091079287

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24018350

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/10664573.Ward_Prowse_praised_by_England_U21_boss_after_Finland_draw

My forecasts: Saints 0 West Ham 1 West Ham as safe as Man Utd Forum meltdown Pope declared catholic

Faroe nuff

Kenya really?

Always a pleasure to Perus this forum

They just mentioned it on Talksport - they are looking into it...

@FA: It's FT in Tampere and finished Finland 1-1 #EnglandU21s. A strong end to the game from the Three Lions, some real late pressure #FinvEngU21

When they're Hungary

@FA: Bad news as #EnglandU21s captain Andre Wisdom is shown a red card following a foul on Finnish sub Hertsi. #FinvEngU21

@FA: GOAL! Finland 1-1 #EnglandU21s as @SBerahino scores the equaliser after 67 minutes! Get in! #FinvEngU21

@FA: It's HT in Tampere and Finland 1-0 #EnglandU21s. A strong end to the half from England, with 'keeper Joronen making some saves #FinvEngU21

@FA: Hodgson: There will only be one change to the team with the player coming in to replace Danny Welbeck #England

Kicked off at 5pm UK time. JWP and Shaw in starting line up

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/sep/09/george-osborne-cost-living-labour

First time I've heard the BBC labelled like that (where most of my "guff" comes from)....

@SouthamptonFC: Andre Marriner will referee this Sunday's #BPL game against @whufc_official at St Mary's. #saintsfc

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/georgeosborne/10295060/Osborne-Weve-saved-the-economy-and-proved-Labour-wrong.html

It's not outsourcing, per se, that leads to service deterioration, rather its the poor contract negotiations, monitoring and enforcement by public sector 'managers' overseeing the whole thing.

I'm sure David Conn and Co are dusting off their "Poor Old Plucky Pompey" headlines as we speak...

£5 on offer to the first person who can see where this thread is heading

Very much so. I'm staying in tonight now.

With a Cheltenham goal on 90 +5 ruled out for offside. They'll walk this league.