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All over. Good to see #askgaston trending in the UK above #andymurray

Luke Taylor ‏@LukeTaylorTFJ @officialsaints #askgaston who takes a better free-kick, you or Rickie? Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: Me!

Myles ‏@Myles_SFC @officialsaints Messi or Ronaldo? #askgaston Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: Messi!

Khalistio18LFC ‏@Khalistio_Akbar @officialsaints who is your bestfriend in the team? #askgaston Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: José Fonte, Guly, Paulo Gazzaniga and our coach Fran Alonso.

Bradley Rees ‏@BradleyyRees @officialsaints #askgaston what car do you drive? Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: At the moment I drive a Land Rover, but I've got a 1967 Ford Mustang coming over from Italy soon.

Charlie Brown ‏@charlieambrown #askgaston Do you like the chant "OHH Gastón Ramírez"? Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: Yeah, I like it – it's good! I had a different one at Bologna.

Ah....just me getting my knickers in a twist then..... ignore me for once

Nick Holden ‏@NJHolden90 @officialsaints which football player has most influenced Gaston's playing style #askgaston Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: Joan Roman Riquelme, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho have been the ones I've modelled myself on.

Dave Read ‏@DaveyRead @officialsaints what grounds are you looking forward to going to?#askgaston Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: My favourite is Old Trafford, but I've already played there. Maybe the Camp Nou.

Not sure why but the club tweeted this question (rather than re-tweeting someone else's questions)....it was never answered by Ramirez.....a subtle hint perhaps....? Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: Andrea Pirlo or Branislav Ivanovic.

DOB ‏@davidbatch85 @officialsaints which #saintsfc player has he been most impressed by since joining the club and why? #askgaston Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #askgaston Gastón: Guly.

Chundernari Harris ‏@adamadzharris @officialsaints would you rather take it up the batty or play for Pompey?#askgaston Jay ‏@Brighty2905 @officialsaints Would you rather be attacked by 1 horse sized duck, or 50 duck sized horses? #askgaston matt thompson ‏@iwearahalo2 #askgaston Can you find me a good two bedroomed flat in the Hedge End/Botley area , I am wanting to pay no more than £550 a month?

Some highly amusing tweets on the #askgaston hashtag

@officialsaints: We'll be doing a Twitter Q&A with Gast?n Ram?rez shortly. Tweet us your questions with the #askgaston hashtag! #saintsfc

@solentsport: BREAKING- Former #pompey goalkeeper Alan Knight to join club for rest of season as goalkeeping coach

Steve Wilson ‏@pn_steve_wilson A reliable #Pompey source says there's no truth in the story linking David James with a return to the club as player coach.

We've got a contractor coming onsite to re-line the drains under our office this weekend. Our insurance company insisted that they provide evidence of their own public liability insurance as they wouldn't be covered under our general office policy. I guess the club have turned a blind eye to this in the past but it wouldn't surprise me if they are technically correct in playing the H&S card. Arguably a bit of a "tit for tat" move but I guess they might cite that the media started it by perpetuating stories of a mass protest that didn't actually exist. Who knows....6 of one and half a dozen of the other as per usual...

Yeah, but it's pre-assembled. Pros and cons

Or inconsistently applied...

And then another esteemed media outlet (TalkSport) spend the next 48 hours reporting how rubbish our protest was (the same protest that was never actually organised in the way they reported in the first place).

Look, I'm with you on this....Health and Safety laws are often laughable and often inconsistently applied. And, yes, it sounds like SFC are using these daft laws as an "excuse". They won;t be the first company to cite H&S and they won't be the last.