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@GraemeBailey: Southampton and Cardiff City are ready to compete for the signature of Celtic star Victor Wanyama. http://t.co/E5TRje4RHT

If you've ever wanted to take a peak inside Mr Allen's drawers, now's your chance... @pn_neil_allen: An assortment of nick nacks found in my drawers. Each telling own inimitable #Pompey story! #byenewscentre http://t.co/71qdNofoSp

Did he confirm whether Cortese is still carrying out his wishes as originally planned, or whether Cortese has now moved up a gear or two, hence him having to seek additional backing from his heir(s)? Cheers

T'was mentioned on here several times during Pompey's most recent administration

Rob Parker ‏@Robparker08 #askboris if you could sing anything at a karaoke what would it be? Boris Johnson ‏@MayorofLondon anything by Jeffrey Osborne esp On the wings of luuuuurve #askboris

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?34030-Flag

@Luke_shaw3: Can't wait to move house

@pn_neil_allen: The moment the fixture computer hammered home the fate of #Pompey. Not that you will hear Fratton faithful complain. http://t.co/y3YWntVp0u

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Penalty to Japan. How was that not a red? Goal 0-1

An interesting hybrid. Would maybe satisfy most camps - mostly red but incorporating stripes. There again...

Person in spending their money as they want to shocker...

Mick Settee?

Carlsberg don't do tinpot season fixture review videos, but if they did... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-the-highlights-of-pompey-s-2013-14-fixture-list-1-5202397

Yeah, but they might raise their game against the title winners....

Boruc Clyne - Lovren - Forren - Shaw Cork - Schneiderlin Banega - Ramirez - Lallana Rodriguez Subs: K Davis, Yoshida, S Davis, Puncheon, JWP, Lambert, new signing WBA 1 Saints 2 (Rodriguez, Lambert)

Ouch!

@solentsport: #pompey fixtures 3/8 Oxford (H), 10/8 Accrington (A), 17/8 Morecombe (H), Boxing Day Dag & Red (H), NYD Southend (A), last day: Plymouth (H) Sha la la.... etc

Aka: the title decider...

This geezer was right then

@Tom_Craig1: Arsenal v. Aston Villa Chelsea v. Hull City Crystal Palace v. Tottenham Hotspur Liverpool v. Stoke City Manchester City v. Newcastle United @Tom_Craig1: Norwich City v. Everton Sunderland v. Fulham Swansea City v. Manchester United West Bromwich Albion v. Southampton West ham v cardiff ??

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Everton have a "long trip" for their opening game apparently...make of that what you will...