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Just looking through the script for this thread. You'll love page 7. Hilarious!

Post #18 before Turkish highlights someone mentioning anti Saints agenda. Two records broken in one thread.

The thought police to post #4 please!

I'll refrain from further comment until Turkish has reminded us of the SWF rules re: commenting on bad vs good newspaper articles. Edit: Damn, Hypo jumped the gun.

Martin Samuels is a West Ham fan.

Source?

Indeed. It's a sure fire sign that you've succeeded when the press start to knock you down. Same happened to Bobby Davro and Ainsley Harriott.

"His brinkmanship passes without comment". Yep, not even a 20+ page on here or nuffink. Remind me what the standard SWF reaction is to Daily Mail articles is...

What happens if every team in the league finishes 'tied'? How long would it take to play all the play offs? Good game.

This sounds like job for MLG

We're missing a Frank Lampard-esque midfielder. Top of the shopping list please Mr Cortese.

Was very annoying and contributed to the result. Lallana seemed to slip over every time he got the ball.

@SouthamptonFC: Stoke team: Begovic, Shotton, Huth, Shawcross ©, Wilson, Walters, Cameron, Whitehead, N'Zonzi, Etherington, Crouch. #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: Stoke substitutes: Sorensen (GK), Palacios, Owen, Kightly, Wilkinson, Jerome, Cuvelier. #saintsfc

Ah, cool. That's not too shabby!

Did I miss something? "Issue"? Edit: scratch that - me reading too much into what you said, probably

@SouthamptonFC: Saints substitutes: Gazzaniga (GK), Yoshida, Ward-Prowse, Mayuka, Chambers, Isgrove, Puncheon. #saintsfc

@solentsport: One change to #saintsfc team - Kelvin Davis in for Artur Boruc @SouthamptonFC: Saints team: K. Davis, Clyne, Fonte, Hooiveld, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Cork, S. Davis, Rodriguez, Lallana ©, Lambert. #saintsfc

Boric hasn't appeared for pre-match warmup. Davis and Gazzaniga out on the pitch at the mo

What's the score?

Extending the "engineered PR" theory.... Maybe they've got a few 'marquee' players lined up who weren't convinced by our credentials and ambition. Cue Frank's Cousin's "lets show the footballing world how damn ambitious we are" theory... Hey presto...said "superstar" players have their heads turned... Of course we'll never know which of these slightly bonkers theories is closest to reality.

Good to see The Sun keeping up with events... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4931803/Danny-Fox-urges-Nicola-Cortese-not-to-quit-Southampton.html

1. Hungary 2. Malta 3. Denmark

CB Fry is highlighting that all human beings have an hypocrisy gene shocker