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We're going to need to dust off the earlobe scanner at this rate....

The plot thickens....

It is included in this 'best beach bars' article (from 2016) to be fair.... https://www.beirut.com/en/47968/5-amazing-beach-bars-to-party-at-this-summer/

I'm not usually into pedantry ( ) but the top and bottom photo date back to at least 2015 / 2016....

Idiot

Yep...

Call me a wishful thinking nutcase but, if Martin ends up getting the boot, I reckon we should entice Koeman to return to his spirtual (English) home.....

He's also saying we were one bad clearance away from getting a point Vs Forest

Bugger... I've got a coin dated AD 501 and have been incorrectly describing it as "ancient" for years!

Out of idle curiosity, on what date in history does "ancient" cease to be applicable...?

Almost correct.... The 5-0 defeat was in the League Cup in August 2021 whilst still manager of MK Dons, one division below Bournemouth at the time. Russ happened to depart for Swansea the very next day, so probably had other things on his mind... The 4-0 defeat was a Championship game in November 2021. Bournemouth (and Fulham) were runaway league leaders at the time, having only lost 1 out of 17 games) But there was a more recent Russell Martin game vs Bournemouth later that same season in April 2022, whilst still manager at Swansea, which finished 3-3 (Note: RM's Swansea were 3-0 up with 18 minutes to go...!)

Little

Contraceptive

Norah

IMO, Ross Stewart took the most assured penalty in the cup shoot out. So we just need to make sure we only venture into the opposition's box when he's on the pitch...

Avocados

Checking, and re-checking, that you're putting a t-shirt on the right way, only to then put it on back-to-front anyway.... What kind of voodoo sh*t is that?

Aye, and neither do we this season.... Yep, also agree 👍 FWIW, I still reckon Russ will come good this season and we can all have a jolly good chortle back at this thread in May

By that logic, I'm surprised Brighton didn't go for Martin in the summer rather than the CV-lite Fabian Hürzeler... #nonsequitur

FFS

Yeah, always good to see a manager react to fan criticism rather than doing it of his own fruition... #footieforumbanter

Source?

Ha... The same thought occurred to me as I was typing that reply... 😁