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RIP

Seems a bit odd given Thursday is the normal press conference day anyway. Wonder why so early...?

@pn_steve_wilson: A reliable source at #Pompey suggests Appleton set to hold talks with Blackpool later today over the vacant manager's role. On his way...

One thing I've never understood about those events is why Crouch and/or MacMenemy never sued MacCloughlin for the alleged deception. What's not criminal about obtaining money in this way, not to mention the resulting artificial inflation of the share price? I'd also have expected the stock exchange authorities to be all over it like a rash too. Maybe they were and it was 'dealt with' behind the scenes...?

Inane drivel sounds poor whichever way its delivered...

Things going quiet is always a good omen for this thread....a large guffaw inducing BANG normally follows a period of silence

Hush now....this forum isn't the place to dispel the 101 myths of Thatcherism....

Portsmouth Football Club aren't alone in stealing from the Poppy Appeal then... What a delightful city

Technically correct of course but I would venture the majority of swing voters in this country vote for the party whose leader they prefer rather than the party per se (either consciously or subconsciously)

Indeed, continuing a long running statistic in this country...

@bdoaccountant: News confirmed this morning. #BDO and #PKF in advanced merger discussions http://t.co/9iZf54Kf

^This. Keep the 1970s end of Doctor Who episode teasers coming DP

Frottage

@andyneat: Blackpool demand from Palace £500k compensation for holloway, but won't pay £200k compo for Appleton from #Pompey!! #jokers !!!! @dermotodw: Fans loyalty admirable, but Appleton was an inexperienced average manager in a job too big for him

@solentsport: Full Time: #Pompey 0-1 Brentford

It's saying something when this cauldron of nutjobbery and obsession is considered 'normality' :)

@NabilHassan79: Talks between #pompey & #bfc for Appleton are ongoing although I'm told compensation figure of £200,000 being reported is wide of the mark.

While we blood our teenagers in the premier league, Portsmouth Football Club ship theirs out to non-League sides whilst bemoaning how thin their squad is... @officialpompey: Teenage full-back Elliot Wheeler loaned to Bashley for a month: http://t.co/vOQVn8JU #pompey

@pn_neil_allen: Michael Appleton is at Fratton Park tonight for the match with Brentford. #Pompey

@PennyMordauntMP: Hello followers, apologies for my absence from twitter, it is a long story which started when my phone disappeared into a bog on Dartmoor.

Miltonroader logging into wrong account?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2228682/Nigel-Adkins-Southampton-talks-future.html edit: sorry for the repeat post, just saw that someone beat me to it by 15 minutes

Had an inkling that would be the convenient answer....

I bet you can't find two posts from the same poster to back up that ascertainmode>

@pn_neil_allen: Appleton has 2-and-a-half years left on a contract worth more than £200,000 a year. Naturally #Pompey want compensation from Blackpool. So, in the fairyland world of Pompey finances, I make it that Blackpool would owe c.£8,000 of that £200,000 contract.... And of course there's the total lack of irony awareness from Mr Allen in stating that a Pompey contract should be honoured and/or properly compensated....