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@Pompey_Pages: "We're all going on a League Two tour" sing the Pompey fans

They've just lost 15% of their support... @Pompey_Pages: Someone's just been thrown out by the Police in the Fratton End.

@Moody_Iain: Don't forget if you did go to #pompey tonight, no moaning on a msg board because that makes you a scummer. Didn't go, well that's fine.

@officialpompey: Attendance: 12,121 #Pompey

You don't have to be intellectually challenged to be associated with Pompey....but it helps... @pn_neil_allen: RT @Lauralittlemac: just got excited when i saw plymouth scored then i remembered my husband plays for portsmouth god dam this wine

They'll be comparing Swindon's possession with Arsenal's before you know it...

Nice try Mr Ho... ;-)

Good to see the esteemed local journo is remaining independent of any bid... @pn_neil_allen: RT @SOSPompey: Before people jump to Bassini's defence, he's been advised by Andronikou who doesn't particularly need any introduction. Trust or bust

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sport/9766563.Pressure_mounts_on_Watford_FC_owner_Laurence_Bassini/ A match made in heaven...

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Former Watford owner Laurence Bassini submits bid for #Pompey: http://t.co/F5wRTJGy

I rest my case m'lud :-)

Even if one of our squad decided to 'retire' for a few months...? Nudge nudge...

Hypothetically, could his contract be terminated 'by mutual consent' and likewise someone in our squad (e.g. Forte). Pompey have been flexing the football rules for the best part of a decade now so surely no-one would notice if we did a little jiggery pokey with a couple of players contracts...

We will finish 8th

I agree with your genral thrust (so to speak) but good luck with such a post on here....

Ian Darke ‏@IanDarkeESPN Already signs of more dynamic villa under Lambert. Reading and Soton in big trouble unless they defend much better. Hammers have more nous.

We're gonna run out of facepalms pretty quickly today.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-reveals-pompey-pressure-concerns-1-4269162 (apologies in advance for the number of keyboards that have just been destroyed by coffee spillage)

Lord Palmerston ‏@Lord_Palmerston Classic stable door/bolted horse from FL. Ignored FSA report on Antonov, but now want micromanagement of club finance. They are fraudsters

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/opinion/football-league-ensure-pompey-ownership-battle-goes-into-extra-time-1-4269069 Lord Palmerston ‏@Lord_Palmerston So the purpose of the FL's further delay of #Pompey takeover was to give them time to make up some more rules as they go along. Incompetent. Mick Williams ‏@mickwill The Football League are demanding funding guarantees for the 2014/15 and 2015/6 seasons http://tinyurl.com/9c4foen You couldn't make it up #Pompey Pompey fans in complaining when the Football League actually start doing what they complained about them not doing the last time shocker... It would seem the Football League are playing more of a blinder than we originally gave them credit for...

It would appear the longest honeymoon period in history has drawn to a close... http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appleton-explains-michalik-snub-1-4269163

We will finish 8th

You end up having a shower...?

Huzzah!

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