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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/21/nra-full-statement-lapierre-newtown

BBC Breaking News ‏@BBCBreaking "Only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun" - US National Rifle Association says, following #Connecticut shooting The Associated Press ‏@AP BREAKING: NRA calls for an armed police officer in every school.

Alas, no...it's the lady wife's birthday the same day and she won't let me take her up the cottage....

Ah, yes, fair point...!

Yep, that'll motivate them Gus....

http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/262961/preview "They are back in the relegation zone and still have the possibility of a 10-point penalty hanging over them." Dear esteemed national broadcaster, The 10 point penalty is a certainty, not a "possibility" Yours sincerely, The PTS Nutjobs

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He's chained to the radiator so unlikely in the short term

And now, my fellow nutjobbers, it's time for this week's "Spot the Pattern" competition... SunSport Now ‏@SunSportNow QPR manager Harry Redknapp has confirmed his interest signing Nicolas Anelka #qpr

BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport Hartlepool will have a Pitch Inspection at 8AM tomorrow morning ahead of their match with #pompey due to recent heavy rain Here's hoping the thousands of Pompey fans looking to make the trip north aren't disappointed...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20784357

Cheers. I knew there was a reason why I know next to nothing about EBAY rules ... I much prefer the terms and conditions of English consumer law myself...

So, the whole squad was up for a bit of go-karting but only 4 of them pitched up at the hospital visit around the same time...?

In that case he's already broken the conditions of sale (i.e. your pre-contact request) ergo you're within your rights (I'd have thought) to dismiss his bid and approach the first '10 feedback score' person on the list of bidders without waiting until the 24 hours is up.

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@BBCBreaking: UK aerospace firm #BAE Systems signs £2.5bn contract to supply Oman with 12 Typhoon & 8 Hawk military aircraft

Did you specify a deadline for the deposit to be paid in the listing? I'm not sure what the default deadlines are in EBAY. How long ago did the auction finish and what gives you the impression he won't follow through with the deal?

The Mayans: the only people on Earth with a worse track record in forecasting than Ed Balls and Gordon Brown.

So, that's another local business shafted then...

Thanks for all the recommendations and lectures, sorry....good advice on how to bring up my kids Ended up going for the Huawei in the end....looks and feels great quality for the price (got it for £89 from Argos) Cheers and a Merry Christmas to one and all.

Offer it to the person who came second?

Halo....taking nutjob obsession to the extremes....take a bow....

I think Cork's off the cuff remark in his press conference was the biggest giveaway (in a read between the lines sense). He suggested Lallana was feasibly able to play at the weekend but that he hadn't started training again yet. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Lallana is a surprise name on the bench on Saturday or in the starting line up vs Fulham next week.

Maybe tell people what it meant so you don't get 'drama queens' trying to work out what you meant...Call me old fashioned...

Indeed. Or, as I like to cal it.... Common sense...