trousers

@BBCSport: Rafa Benitez in at Southampton, Heskey off to Oz, Barca want Newcastle's Krul. It's gossip: http://t.co/V3xARylQ

I would have thought his hands were the least of his worries...

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/ritchie-nets-on-return-as-pompey-lose-at-home-again-1-4275062

@pn_neil_allen: Here is tonight's Portpin statement which was initially released to Express FM. http://t.co/PNSMflB7 #Pompey

@officialpompey: Full time: #Pompey 1 Swindon 2

@officialpompey: GOAL!! #Pompey 1 (Michalik 90) Swindon 2

@Pompey_Pages: "We're all going on a League Two tour" sing the Pompey fans

They've just lost 15% of their support... @Pompey_Pages: Someone's just been thrown out by the Police in the Fratton End.

@Moody_Iain: Don't forget if you did go to #pompey tonight, no moaning on a msg board because that makes you a scummer. Didn't go, well that's fine.

@officialpompey: Attendance: 12,121 #Pompey

You don't have to be intellectually challenged to be associated with Pompey....but it helps... @pn_neil_allen: RT @Lauralittlemac: just got excited when i saw plymouth scored then i remembered my husband plays for portsmouth god dam this wine

They'll be comparing Swindon's possession with Arsenal's before you know it...

Nice try Mr Ho... ;-)

Good to see the esteemed local journo is remaining independent of any bid... @pn_neil_allen: RT @SOSPompey: Before people jump to Bassini's defence, he's been advised by Andronikou who doesn't particularly need any introduction. Trust or bust

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sport/9766563.Pressure_mounts_on_Watford_FC_owner_Laurence_Bassini/ A match made in heaven...

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Former Watford owner Laurence Bassini submits bid for #Pompey: http://t.co/F5wRTJGy

I rest my case m'lud :-)

Even if one of our squad decided to 'retire' for a few months...? Nudge nudge...

Hypothetically, could his contract be terminated 'by mutual consent' and likewise someone in our squad (e.g. Forte). Pompey have been flexing the football rules for the best part of a decade now so surely no-one would notice if we did a little jiggery pokey with a couple of players contracts...

We will finish 8th

I agree with your genral thrust (so to speak) but good luck with such a post on here....

Ian Darke ‏@IanDarkeESPN Already signs of more dynamic villa under Lambert. Reading and Soton in big trouble unless they defend much better. Hammers have more nous.

We're gonna run out of facepalms pretty quickly today.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-reveals-pompey-pressure-concerns-1-4269162 (apologies in advance for the number of keyboards that have just been destroyed by coffee spillage)

Lord Palmerston ‏@Lord_Palmerston Classic stable door/bolted horse from FL. Ignored FSA report on Antonov, but now want micromanagement of club finance. They are fraudsters