trousers

North Korea

IQ tests before being allowed to conceive a child. Problem solved.

No truth in the above whatsoever then...?

Did they find Skacel in there?

Yeah, and where are they going to get their ciggie money from now?

Brown/Darling borrowed yet more money to finance this giveaway. What would you have cut instead?

"You silly arse" RIP http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10147436.stm

Little and Large (comedy bronze)

T-shirt

Yes

Only one month until the nights start drawing in again....

That's assuming they sell for £375 next season of course....

FFS

When you go for a wee and you realise you haven't quite pulled your foreskin back far enough

c.33,000 ?

Fondle

Indeed - I asked the very same question a few weeks back. You or I couldn't form a new football club and expect the Football League Championship to accept our application to join at that level, so why would they entertain an application from a new club that happen to have 'Portsmouth' in their name? They'll either be a new club or they won't, surely?

The 'rank and file' membership figure was only c.176k in 2008. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/2475301/Labour-membership-falls-to-historic-low.html But I guess their votes don't count for as much as the union block votes and MPs I'd venture (?)

Quite funny

Hmmm....now there's an idea....how many Tories would it take to 'join' Labour in order to secure the leadership contest for Abbot?

In molecular terms, none of the grass /roots etc from the Dell would exist anymore. A bit like humans. None of the molecules I was born with are still part of me. You see, botany CAN be interesting

There must be more to this than meets the eye