trousers

Could just be sloppy use of the English language but why use the word "would" (which implies a "but...") when using "will" was the more definitive option? e.g. Are you going to the party? I would go (but....) Yes, I will go

Or maybe too many backward summersaults into the canal?

Hmmm....

Lulled.into.a.false.sense.of.security

Source?

The article is saying that 70% of Saints use saintsfc.co.uk as their first port of call for Saints news. This doesn't necessarily mean that the other 30% "don't use" (quote/unquote) the official site in any shape or form. They may just not use it as their first port of call for Saints news.

And there was me led to believe that Labour had spent billions on the NHS.... ;-)

Sitting on top of a hill in Farmborough. Same display taking place at 15:44 here

Why couldn't we make it up? I pretty sure we could if we tried...

Disagree. Apart from the national anthem bit.

Have 'Scotland' issued Libya with a recall request yet? If not, why not?

or a baboon sanctury

Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo to open on old gasworks site

Skacel to sign? Now people are being really ridiculous....

And if it isn't paid....?

Whilst putting non-footballing creditor's money in jeopardy. Call it what you like. It's called "cheating" and/or "immoral" in these 'ere parts....

He'll do

Nah...the football league will insist on independent medical assessments....won't they...?

Perhaps they are filming "Escape to Victory 2"?

Tories OUT!

How can you be sure that Tescos will get planning permission for that many new stores in the region? Edit: sorry, cheap 'laugh'....but will keep it in though just in case someone finds it vaguely amusing....

I thought he was talking about "in today's world", rather than the WW2 period?

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