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FFS This week just goes from bad to worse....

When the word "No" simply isn't enough....

My hovercraft of full of eels

Is that Tony at the back?

Whoops....wrong thread...only one place to stick those fire works on a Tony Adams thread

FFS

I'd rather have Victoria Adams

cheers

Be safe, use a condom

118800 website 'closed for maintenance' Hmmm....

So, around a quarter of a million pounds worth? If only we'd starting selling them months ago....

Liebherr out!

What proof of age does one need to provide when buying kids tickets? (genuine question so I don't have a wasted journey)

In an Oirish acent

What, no dancing ladies?

Consider it done

Here, here. Superb chap

I rather suspect Burnley might be a more tempting prospect for Driver.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/heart_of_midlothian/8135884.stm Burnley have offered Hearts about £1.5m - rising to a potential £2m - for 21-year-old winger Andrew Driver. The clubs began talks over the weekend, but Hearts are holding out for £4-5m based on him being a newly-capped England Under-21 international.

Just don't read between the lines that mention Burley too....

"Ask a daft question...." :smt039

Ditto

Really grateful if someone could point me in the right directions regards who manages/organises the pre-match entertainment, music, etc at SMS. Is it the same guys that run SaintsTV perhaps? Best email address to contact them would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.