trousers

I am starting to sense a 0-0 result in my waters as it happens...

Unremarkable (I mean that in a good way!)

No high press from us today? We seem to be sitting several yards off their defenders when out of possession.

4-5-1 formation according to this stream... Highly unlikely one would have thought...?

This scenario definitely has the highest chortle rating (xCh). Come on Portsmouth Community Football Club... we're rooting for you... time to get your rancid tinpot football club into the championship for the first time in your short history.

I've heard it's perpetuated by people posting about a fuel shortage on internet football forums #dominoeffect

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Stick that in your shitty little dugouts you Scouse ****s!!

Come on!

Bugger

Yay!

Looks like a great prospect. There again, so did Ryan Seager, Josh Sims, Jake Hesketh, etc at his age. Good luck Dom!

I've never quite understood the 'policy' on here of banning people, only for the mods to turn a blind eye when they re-emerge in obvious guise. Perhaps there's a logical explanation that I'm missing?

47%

When they both reach their 9th birthday?

Ralph a tad hacked off with England (U21s)... https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/20040885.not-good---ralph-reveals-surprise-tinos-england-involvement-amid-message/ " RALPH Hasenhuttl admitted he was “not happy” to see Tino Livramento start twice for England under-21 during the international break, suggesting: “The message before was a different one.” "

Good result. Stops the rot. Onwards...

Yep, we definitely lose solidity without him, regardless of how well he's played overall.

I'd defo take a draw now