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Looks like temperatures might hit the 267 Kelvin mark at the weekend.

Try telling that to Nigel Adkins

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Do any of our kit ITKers (yes, I'm looking at you @Harold K Steptoe and @hypochondriac ) know when the club are going to pigging announce the new kit? What are they waiting for (for heaven's sake)? That is all. #betteroutthanin

This, 100%. I was in favour of the "bring him home" Walcott signing but signing Bale would almost inevitably end in tears. So, it's a reluctant "no" from me.

Len Goodman's nan

Dunning-Kruger

Yeah, there was no way England were going to win that penalty shootout vs Italy to win the Euros with Southgate in charge...

Maybe try a well positioned garden sprinkler...?

We'll soon knock that trait out of him...

Oh, go on then....

"Become a bit stale" "Seeping away of talent, enthusiasm and zip" Reminds me of some posters on here... Not that the ones I'm thinking of had any discernable talent in the first place...

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Pussy

Game over 🇺🇦

Game over 🇺🇦

Get in! 🇺🇦

No, the big news is that @DT went 24 hours without posting anything negative

Bikini

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Agree with WG. The meet-and-greet airport taxi option can often be more cost effective than driving up, and more convenient to-boot. I also use https://www.justpark.com/ for alternative parking options. Tend to use this for going to concerts, away games, etc, but have also considered it for airport parking in the past (a quick search shows several options within spitting distance of Heathrow).

<MLG Mode> Wales are #18 in the FIFA rankings and Ukraine are #27 p.s. Scotland are #39 but they are on an upward trajectory </MLG Mode>

Delivery companies that think they're being clever by giving you a delivery window "between 13:47 and 14:47".

You have a recognised disorder known as Misophonia. Not sure it qualifies you for a blue parking badge though.