trousers

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/video-chairman-iain-mcinnes-pompey-view-1-7383689

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32756238

Only just seen the score! Excuse me for a while... I may not have enough socks for the amount of laughing I'm about to embark upon. [emoji38]

Just got home. Hoarse as a badger's arse! What a day. That is all.

Groan injury

No JRod again. Yet another setback...?

That's swung it for me. I'm in.

@solentsport LISTEN: #saintsfc boss Ronald Koeman with @bigadamsport on Everton, his own future & final day https://t.co/WJS69Jj4Kz via @audioBoom

We're more likely to be in de Itchen rather than de Nile...

http://beta.thesportbible.com/football/news-reactions-louis-van-gaal-reveals-further-details-about-luke-shaw-return-date-20160513

Adam Blackmore ‏@bigadamsport "Even if I stay one more year I fight until the last second of the last day" - full Koeman interview on @BBCRadioSolent after 6 #saintsfc

Just testing your alertness

--------------------------- Forster ---------------------------- Martina ------- Fonte --------------- VvD --------- Bertrand -------------- Wanyama --------- Romeu -------------------- --------------------------- Davis ------------------------------ ----- Mane --------------- Long ------------------ Tadic ----- Subs: SKD , Cedric, Yoshida, JWP, JRod, Pelle, Austin

What is it about teams that play in blue having a sub-intellectual fan base....?

I was thinking more along the lines of Preston North End. They've got a tremendous history.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Midfielder @JordyClasie is #SaintsFC's only absentee for Sunday's game against #CPFC, @RonaldKoeman has confirmed

c.5 minutes live broadcast today. Breaks the previous record by some margin. Maybe the media department have got lots more announcements lined up today so have to crack on with that instead....

Adam Blackmore ‏@bigadamsport #saintsfc Ronald Koeman just told me that he is not interested in Everton job & intends to honour his contract #efc

Koeman: "I am going on holiday 1 week after the end of the season and everything can be sorted before I go away. We can get things done that quickly" (or words to that effect)

Koeman: "I wasn't expecting this question after this morning . I am manager of Southampton. Everyone knows I have one year left on my contract. We will sit together and analyse the season and talk about the future"

I wonder what questions will crop up in today's press conference.... hmmm (*scratches chin*)