trousers

1. Widen the bridge over the railway so that leaving 5 minutes early doesn't save you c.1 hour of your evening 2. Genetically modify all football fans so they are as intellectual as rugby fans, thus paving the way for allowing beer to be consumed in one's seat. 3. Distribute 5-10% of all match day tickets free of charge to people in the local community who can't afford to attend (they'll make a socialist out of me yet!) 4. Replace current announcer/entertainment chap with Bobby Davro. 5. Monkey chicken petting zoo

*our

Bargain

Coasted to a 3-1 victory against a decent side. VvD my MotM. Bertrand showed why he was in the PFA team of the year last season. Clasie to come back into the squad next week. Happy days. #wemarchon

Game over

Should have been 4 there

90 seconds

Only because the players heard the referee's whistle and stopped challenging for the ball

That's how I would have replied to my own question, so fair play.

Would now be a good time to dig out the Saints v Everton match reaction thread...?

MANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"swing low, sweet chariot"

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Tadic I guess

Stevie Wonder

One more goal will do it

We're giving Shelvey far too much space

Giving Shelvey a free shot in that position probably isn't the best defensive tactic

Tadic + Bertrand = perfect combination down the left

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Official Pompey twitter account in selective memory shocker. And there was me under the impression that they had disowned their grubby recent past....

This humour is almost as "embarrassing" as the Mars Bar furore.

The word 'rigmarole' springs to mind.... http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/announcements/194515-important-notice-for-fans-travelling-to-russia

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