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Smallbone and Archer on... It's GOALS o'clock!

F*** me... We did a fast counter attack.... Steady on guys!

Far too offensive for a Saints team...

Audition for next season in front of the new manager...?

If there's one thing I hope Still brings to the club is allowing players the freedom to do what they're good at rather than stifling them like we've done all season...

Was that Elton John in the crowd shot just then?

So, Taylor's a half decent defender... Only taken us 38 games to work that out...

Will defo remember once Arsenal score their inevitable winner....

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline

Too soon...? The comeback is on!

Gooooooaaaaaallll!!!!! That's shite Ross Stewart for you...

Good play Robinson!

Scooped!

Free kick in JWP territory

Much like here, Twitter isn't the real world, ergo it doesn't really matter what people think of you on there...

Scooped you by 5 hours mate...

Source?

Yeah, good point 👍

Fair point 👍 (as I say, I'm just reading between the lines, which means there's every likelihood that my hypothesis is incorrect... which won't be the first time! )

Was just about to post that my hunch is that Stephens is a Will Still kinda player (heart on sleeve etc). So, yep, I'd be surprised if Stephens goes...

No, I don't think we do know... I'm just reading between the lines.

If I was a cynic, I'd now be banging on about how we've gone for the cheaper option rather than holding out for our first choice. But, as I'm first and foremost a pragmatist, on balance I think I'd prefer getting our second choice onboard in a timely manner versus a protracted negotiation for our first choice. So count me into the Will Still optimist club.

Cheers sir. We have been a tad light on genuine ITKers over the last few years so any genuine insights are of course welcome 👍 P.s. if you can let us know which prolific striker we're going to sign before we do so then your place in the Saintsweb ITK hall of fame is all but guaranteed

Would loaning them out and subsidising their wages be an option?

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