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@SouthamptonFC: Koeman on @JayRodriguez9's recovery: "It's going well, but he's not close to [rejoining] the group. He needs more time." #saintsfc

Koeman: "There is nothing serious in the John Guidetti rumours. At the moment we are not looking for another attacker"

Koeman: "We want to know Jack Cork's decision next week. If he wants to move then we need another midfield player"

Koeman: "There is nothing serious in the John Guidetti rumours. At the moment we are not looking for another attacker"

Koeman: "We want to know Jack Cork's decision next week. If he wants to move then we need another midfield player"

@SouthamptonFC: Koeman: "We'll put out the strongest team that we can. We've had some days off this week and the players are back in freshness." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: Koeman expects @AlderweireldTob, @VictorWanyama and @SchneiderlinMo4 to return in "around two weeks" after injuries. #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: Koeman on @JayRodriguez9's recovery: "It's going well, but he's not close to [rejoining] the group. He needs more time." #saintsfc

Try telling that to Phil Brown... http://www.southendunited.co.uk/news/article/phil-brown-southend-united-portsmouth-preview-manager-2219512.aspx

I've conducted a survey amongst women (i.e. I asked the missus) and can report that Lady Trousers says that page 3 is "harmless" and doesn't have any issues with it. Let me know whether that makes her a bad or good person so that I can report back with the verdict of the SaintsWeb thought police. Cheers

Portsmouth FC ‏@officialpompey Pompey squad training hard ahead of Southend clash #pompey

2pm [video=youtube_share;587-8GbT1Lo]

Odds on I would venture

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Great stuff!!

I'm struggling to work out if the Green Party are bonkers or genius.... http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/01/welcome-to-the-bonkers-world-of-the-green-party-manifesto/

"Political correctness gone mad"

I believe it's next on Sir John Chilcot's 'to do' list after the Iraq Enquiry...

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-still-plagued-by-pitch-problems-1-6533535 I can't work out if he's doing this sentence splitting malarkey on purpose, in homage to this thread, or whether he's simply a poor journalist. Tricky one.

I read about that in the comments on their facebook page. They are a 'supply only' company, so it's all very well and good them saying 'pay on delivery' (and I think some people were posting that they would only accept cash....) but that still means you could end up with something sub-standard as you won't know for sure if it's 'fit for purpose' until after it's fitted, by which time they've sailed off into the distance. Are the delivery team going to wait for a couple of hours while you unpack and inspect everything? (rhetorical question klaxon ) And how confident would you feel about the quality of the after sales customer service of a company that puts no contact details whatsoever on their website? Call me Mr Cynical but....

No phone number, trading address, email address etc on their website. The words pole, don't, barge and touch spring to mind.

Who?

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/pablo-osvaldos-unbelievable-golazo-against-man-city-vine-video/

Flightradar24 ‏@flightradar24 1700 private jets expected to Davos in Switzerland to discuss climate change at World Economic Forum pic.twitter.com/RUbMDYYksT

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