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If you eat pasta for lunch you should be fine. I'd be more concerned about the 20 pints and 14 packets of crisps a week to be honest.

Really like the short sleeved version. Anyone who pays extra for long sleeves is a mongtard anyway.

Just joined, this is my team: K Schmeichel (Leicester) L Chambers (Notts Forest) J Fonte (Saints) M Mills (Leicester) A Gerrard (Cardiff) M Gradel (Leeds) B Ferguson (Birmingham) K Nolan - CAPTAIN (West Ham) A Lallana (Saints) B Sharp (Doncaster) R Lambert (Saints)

Have got a funny story about her actually. She's a bit of a minx in real life. Was out in Shepherds Bush about 2 years ago and got chatting to an older lady at the bar. Was being a little bit cheeky and asking if she wanted to buy her toyboy for the evening (me) a drink. She told me she would and that her daughter would love me. I said its a shame she's not here then to which she replied she actually is! I told her to bring her over. It was Sheridan Smith. Didn't recognise her at first but she was pretty good looking, quite curvy with a cheeky smile. We engaged in some banter, I seemed to be doing pretty well and she was giving out plenty of buying signals. She mentioned she was an actress which is when it dawned on me who she was but I didn't tell her I knew who she was. Anyway, earlier in the night I told my mate I reckoned I could down a half pint of sambuca, following a couple of shots. He decided to choose this as the moment he would challenge me to do it and thrust a half pint of sambuca in front of me which I proceeded to down, but not before heaving a couple of times, mid-glug. This must have ruined my image somewhat as Sheridan soon made her excuses and re-joined her friends at the table. About 2 weeks after, I read she was $hagging Smiffy from Gavin & Stacey.

As the actress said to the bishop...

Jesus christ. Have people really got nothing else to complain about?

Wenger's not won anything for donkey's years for a club of Arsenal's stature and their team DOES lack a back bone. Can you imagine Chelsea or Man Utd going to Newcastle and surrendering a 4-0 lead in 45 minutes. In fact, they should have lost that game as Leon Best also had a perfectly good goal disallowed. He makes a point of not spending money that is made available to him every season and as a result, suffers as their title challenge falls by the wayside after Xmas almost every season. Yes, Arsenal play some pretty football, if at times rather self indulgent. The fact they often struggle against more physical sides does highlight that such an approach can work for them. The fact Wenger moans though about such an approach is laughable though. I don't recall him complaining much when the likes of Adams, Keown, Vieira and Petit were kicking lumps out of the opposition less than 10 years ago. They have been crying out for a competent goalkeeper, a dominant centre half, proper winger and an out and out, truly world class forward for longer than I care to remember.

Beats loves Southampton and would be a great signing. Anyone who thinks he would be a bad signing because he left us in our relegation season is mental. He has since gone on to play at Championship level and done very well. He would be ideal. A mate of mine bumped in to him in town a few months back and overheard Beattie talking about Saints as "we". Yes he's getting on but he would be a great signing in my opinion.

Sealing meat does not keep juices in. It's a fallacy. What it does is caramelises the natural sugars on the meat which gives a different flavour to the end product. In a stew, dust the meat with flour, salt and pepper and then seal it before taking the meat out and putting the onions in. Because of the flour, small pieces of meat will catch to the bottom of the pan so be sure to scrape them all up with a wooden spoon. This creates a much deeper flavour in my opinion.

I'll toast to that!!

Go and tap Liverpool up for Danny Pacheco for a year... Unless he's already on loan somewhere else?

I remember once this lad I used to work with came round asking for sponsorship for some ski he was doing for a charity dedicated to giving under-priveledged inner city kids a holiday every year. I didn't know whether to laugh or be angry. Just goes to show you can create a charity for more or less anything. I donate to Barnados, RSPCA, NSPCC and the Down's Syndrome Association. I am too generous with my money. Easy come, easy go is my attitude. Sometimes I wish I was more conservative with it but lifes too short.

Joey's an absolute legend in my eyes. Obviously had a pretty rough upbringing and a nasty streak particularly when drunk but he appears to be serious about re-forming his character. He is constantly championing the Sporting Chance clinic and speaks his mind which makes a refreshing change coming from such a high profile footballer. ON form alone, he should be in the England team.

He's our 3rd choice left back. Really not that much of a concern.

Indeed it was. Only time I have ever woke up half way through the night to find myself being noshed off by some bird I'd never even met before. Happy memories.

Great post and so, so true.

Not that bad a manager. Did a much better job than Capello is doing now with a pool of arguably less talented platers (Darren Powell at left back anyone?).

Nah, its a fact me old cocker.

I'll have Shearer (from circa 94-98), Le Tissier (from 1998), Bale (from 2010/11), Dean Richards (from 2001/02) and or M. Svensson (2003-2005) and Pahars (from 1999-2001).

Because its busy. Ideal for a stag do wouldnt you say? Bertie's is the place. I got a 100% pulling record in there which is no mean feat considering the state of my boat race. Sailors is okay but gets very busy. Tall Trees is like a converted working mens club but an absolute grotfest too.

I heard it was Will Mellor.

He's been at Saints for ages. He coaches the group that my nephew plays for. All the lads love him. Firm but fair. Was always a top pro and can only be a good things for that to rub off on the kids.

It's going to get more and more difficult but I reckon the lad we signed from Plymouth. He is supposed to be a bit special.

I was always under the impression Nugent was quite pacey. Has he lost this with all the injuries now? To be honest, you can't really fault Nugent for getting paid a shedload by the skates. At the time his stock was quite high. There is no way any side would give a comparable wage now though. Presumably he has a young family and may well be settled on the south coast. An option to stay down here at Saints may suit him. I remember him being a good player for Preston and wouldn't have minded him back then. If Adkins can get him on a free, with reasonable wages I would look at it as a shrewd piece of business.

Still think we need another centre back. Bring Andrew Davies "home" from Stoke.