Draino76

Cool.

You come across as very arrogant here. Keyboard warriors are real people too you know.

Sorry to hear Phil. However I feel there are a couple of basics that a woman should adhere to if she wants to join the family, and the whole list of the mother in law is what I would demand from a lady. I recently had a female lodger who fitted the exact description of the 'inlaws' email; so I know where she's coming from. I'm no prude. Just do the basics and we'll be fine. Otherwise **** off yesterday.

I thought you were dead?

35. My tart is 27 so looking to trade her in.

1 minute 12 seconds for me.

Deppo sat on it?

I also paid twice. Please refund my paypal account. Many thanks.

Cortese OUT.

We won't get threads like that here anymore......

Would be quite happy with Peroni. Failing that; Heineken, Coors, Asahi, Amstel, Budweiser, Carling, Efes, A Le Coq, Stella, Leffe, Corona, Bintao, Tiger or a few others will do.

Ok ok; I'll build a forum with no mods and an ignore button. It will be free and far more advanced than the crap that is served up here.

Cool.

Check out number 24; however this will be a useful tool to roll out to any cheats claims they have had more success than us.

Indeed yes; but I have even more concern about my alcohol,tobacco and gambling issues.

Is TJT really a word or an abbreviation?

I don't like tugging off in my shower because of the additional water I'm using. At least when I do it in the bath I have the peace of mind I will have a fixed cost.

Mumbai on business then Madagascar, Estonia and France.

That's a shame, because a democracy usually works quite well. The only way anyone would prefer to be in a dictatorship is if they have their nose firmly fix up the dictators behind.

If anyone wants a banking job in London; give me a shout. I pocket £3.5k for every hire.

Some of it will probably become true, and some of it won't.

Hold on. Beans with marmite on toast. Grated mature cheddar on top. Under the grill for 1 minute then wallop. (add black pepper)

What on earth have you been looking at on teh internet?

Don't do breakfast except on Sundays. Sainsburys finest bacon in toasted pitta bread for us. HP parlament sauce also.

I have been boozing and gambling far too much. I've had about 30 tins of lager at the weekend and dropped £500 into the slots. Absolutely ****ing crazy. I can tell you now that was the last money a bookie will ever get out of me.