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I don't like tugging off in my shower because of the additional water I'm using. At least when I do it in the bath I have the peace of mind I will have a fixed cost.

Mumbai on business then Madagascar, Estonia and France.

That's a shame, because a democracy usually works quite well. The only way anyone would prefer to be in a dictatorship is if they have their nose firmly fix up the dictators behind.

If anyone wants a banking job in London; give me a shout. I pocket £3.5k for every hire.

Some of it will probably become true, and some of it won't.

Hold on. Beans with marmite on toast. Grated mature cheddar on top. Under the grill for 1 minute then wallop. (add black pepper)

What on earth have you been looking at on teh internet?

Don't do breakfast except on Sundays. Sainsburys finest bacon in toasted pitta bread for us. HP parlament sauce also.

I have been boozing and gambling far too much. I've had about 30 tins of lager at the weekend and dropped £500 into the slots. Absolutely ****ing crazy. I can tell you now that was the last money a bookie will ever get out of me.

I'm gonna bid. I am drunk.

I cancelled my debit card and feeling quite smug about it.

60wjd Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 09:01 AM Scummers come on here simply because there are not enough of them to have a decent conversation about their own club or alterately because there is nothing interesting to say about their club. Either way, lets do ourselves a favour and not react to their pathetic offerings. Puts face onto palm. 40Jägermeister Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 02:47 PM LMAO Our club now makes a profit, yours doesn't and with the new fifa rules 'A CLUB CAN ONLY SPEND WHAT IT EARNS IN PROFITS' LOOKS LIKE THE SCUM WILL SPEND £ 0 LMAO Jägermeister revealyourself!

I wouldn't mind a ladyboy just to see how good their technique is. Just curious; thats all.

I have done worse. MOTWUW.

Polish lager FTW.

Sorry wrong thread.

Desmond or Leeroy.

Chaps if you don't have Wipeout; do yourself a favour and get on the bus. Racing online is a blast!

30MM and Michael Owen. I don't even think Oxo is that good but I do play poker, ya know.

Finally I have time to try that Mentos in Pepsi experiment for my pushbike.

I am massively obsessed with my penis.

Hmmmmm. I forgot what a cruel world online can be. Played 10 fights of Mortal; lost 8.

This has been awful; really awful. Its like being forced to come off crack.

Yep; I heart this.

I booked a table for 2 at Tayyabs tonight. Bringing my own beer; yum.