Draino76

Yes. Would be happy to pay £2 million. Duh.

60% of the people I know are West Ham. I will now be an arrogant **** for at least a week. COYFR.

Dos de veinte cuatro. Donde esta mi vuelo?

L'Equipe TV stream. Just google that.

Hoddle would surely lift us above a 17th place finish this year?

My then 5 year old boy asked me if his orange juice was made from concrete.

Maybe he was refering to Guly as a 'cheeky monkey'; because he can be. The guy didn't make 'monkey noises' as well did he? To be honest, if he didn't accompany his 'monkey' comment with 'monkey noises' and throw a banana; I would assume he was refering to Guly as a bit of a scamp.

I only give a sheet about the league we play in, so for me; irrelevant.

Just watched the 'all angles covered' stream. My jaw is on the f u c k i n g floor. Believe? Erm yes I do now.

We will be too good for a tired Brum. 3-1. Lambert to score first. Can somebody check the odds on that please.

I sprayed it on this morning. It absolutely freaking stinks. Its a bit like that Joop aftershave but much more pungent. I have not particularly noticed any difference as to how women are treating me. Maybe I should focus on buying a new suit and not looking so hungover all the time.

Good lord. Somebody must have hacked my account.

Give me the ticket. There; that's one less you have to worry about.

Following on from the other fred; I actually feel abstracted to myself. Yes; some wouls seem this appears to be slightly abstract. But as you can see; this should be a winner IMO. OK cheers.

Ya cool. Will report back if I see any difference in interest.

Who knows; don't mind either way... By the way, when I saw this thread it reminded me of the time my friends and I used to wear that pheromone spray. So I bought some on Ebay last night.

I am talking to a girl who wants to take me away for the weekend, make love to me (to quote her) sends me 20 texts a day but still wants to be just friends. Make of that what you will.

Did he get an infraction first though?

I believe he has a Polish Girlfriend also. I got rid of mine after 1 week. She blowed well, but she was just another Eastern European prossy after my not so vast wealth.

Turkish; I agree with you. That's all you need to know.

Who would take Free kicks around the penalty area? Lambert still IMO.

An excellent, considered response from the OB. I totally get it; it's just a shame some other posters didn't.

My 7 year old is a gooner. He bursts into tears every time Arsenal concede a goal. That 8-2 game was the worst day in his life! :-) Don't worry; I'm working on it.

Sign him up. That video was better than Delgado's.

I thought it was 'Igor'? Thank you in advance as I was writing a birthday card with the incorrect spelling for my brand new Polish step son.