Draino76

Tonight. Champagne at the ready. Will probably open it at half time if West Ham are drawing.

Pickled onion Monster Munch. Mods, this thread can now be closed.

I can't remember at the moment. I will edit this when I'm sober but the sweetest so far was the Pooopey down. [JOB DONE] Billy's 45s goal. [FAIL] I've been through 6 bottles in 2 weeks and has cost me over £200.

This day is shaping up to the best in my life.

ha ha ha ha ha ha lololololzzzzzz

You do a pretty good job of that even without Nigel's help.

The only Adkinisms I struggle to use are 'pass the football' and 'Johnno quick'; which is understandable in the asset management business (or not, as it may seem).

I wonder if we can borrow their promotion party boats? is it worth an email?

On being praised for some work I did last week I said I could not have done anything without the group of honest hard working professionals in my team. Directors were creaming their pants. I adapt his quotes to suit my own needs but it is ™ Nigel.

Yes I do regularly and I have been promoted in the last year because of Nigel. I am being serious.

I'm not going. I've got a date with a 29 year old red head from Essex on Friday, then a 25 year old Nanny from the Czech Republic Saturday lunchtime, then a 24 year old Chinese girl on Sunday.

I could be interested.

I'm not scared any more; again. This should be all you need to know.

I think jokes about likening Southampton's results to the sinking of the Titanic are pretty appalling too.

It will be interesting to see how your children turn out Alpine. Are you as negative toward them as you are to Saints? Are they trolling the internet already? You don't keep them all in the basement do you?

A ten post thread. Ya; pretty conclusive stuff. So we have a ten post thread from a Blackpool forum and an unconfirmed letter from the Doncaster chairman that the Poop are indeed the bestest of the best. I am totally sold.

You just described my bathroom.

I would say they started the game endeavoring to win, went 3-0 down very quickly then threw the towel in. Very unprofessional from the Monkey man's team but totally expected. They can't keep up.

Cool. The last few posts have cheered mre up somewhat..... Reading this thread is always like smoking a cigar, drinking your first drink after a hard days graft, removing ill fitting shoes or having a shuffle.

No, the player whispering to the piggy is actually telling the piggy who he will pass it to.

Won £5 in a bag of walkers crisps. Pretty chuffed.

I'm not scared any more. This is all proper lolz!!!!lolz Well done Bristol City http://www.ifCarslbergdidSundays.com

I'm still scared.. Wierd. Maybe I'm having a flsahback

Apparently. A brick has gone through a Pompey bus.