Draino76

No need to be paranoid about this one. Adkins is on another level compared to the South American Chimp they have in charge. We'll tear them a new one. 5-0.

I imagine they will win the next World cup.

You couldn't have been at the Palace game then. Our 1st team will tear Palace a brand new one.

Back from the game. Odd result; but could not care less.

So 3 bees are worth about a penny, right?

So I can turn up an go in teh away end I take it??

I'd definately go for a vag. Lord yes, I have hung out of a few in my time, but I would spend all day stuffing different objects up it; to see what works and what doesn't.

fail.

77 high intensity sprints in the West Ham game. Chrissy boy; as much as he is my fave player of all time, did not manage that many sprints during his time at Saints. I love them both. maybe I have a soft spot for bald men?

He sounds freaking awesome. HCDAJFU

I can confirm the game will also be shown at my place.

Yes. Would be happy to pay £2 million. Duh.

60% of the people I know are West Ham. I will now be an arrogant **** for at least a week. COYFR.

Dos de veinte cuatro. Donde esta mi vuelo?

L'Equipe TV stream. Just google that.

Hoddle would surely lift us above a 17th place finish this year?

My then 5 year old boy asked me if his orange juice was made from concrete.

Maybe he was refering to Guly as a 'cheeky monkey'; because he can be. The guy didn't make 'monkey noises' as well did he? To be honest, if he didn't accompany his 'monkey' comment with 'monkey noises' and throw a banana; I would assume he was refering to Guly as a bit of a scamp.

I only give a sheet about the league we play in, so for me; irrelevant.

Just watched the 'all angles covered' stream. My jaw is on the f u c k i n g floor. Believe? Erm yes I do now.

We will be too good for a tired Brum. 3-1. Lambert to score first. Can somebody check the odds on that please.

I sprayed it on this morning. It absolutely freaking stinks. Its a bit like that Joop aftershave but much more pungent. I have not particularly noticed any difference as to how women are treating me. Maybe I should focus on buying a new suit and not looking so hungover all the time.

Good lord. Somebody must have hacked my account.

Give me the ticket. There; that's one less you have to worry about.

Following on from the other fred; I actually feel abstracted to myself. Yes; some wouls seem this appears to be slightly abstract. But as you can see; this should be a winner IMO. OK cheers.