Draino76

What, all five of them?

I would dump the ho. He is premier league. he needs a spice girl.

Surely if its a pond you need to use a bucket to get the water out? Or are we referring to the soil underneath the pond?

I would feel ill, just liketeh milwall game.

Newcastle, Liverpool, West Ham.

That's a pretty excellent idea. I will. Cheers!

I have a frozen portion of Chilli; in the freezer obviously. Do you think I would be ok to have it on toast? I have rice also but I can't be bothered to do rice tonight. It's very good chilli, so I'm a bit worried I will totally ruin a meal because of it. Do you think I will be ok with it on toast?

With My S2 I can watch porn and eastenders in bed.

I have had sex with one the forum's posters and my brother posts on here. Make of that what you will.

If I hear the Amarillo song; I hear Saints OWNING the you know who. If I were in a coma in a wedding and that song came on; I would be disco moonwalk within seconds.

The anthem is what it is; with ummmm a hint of history to it. If I can use this to bash the scouse this is great news indeed. (SRL excluded).

Perhaps they could join the Welsh league if that's how they feel about things. I am doing my bit to bail the country out. I expect the majority of our scouse friends are still doing their very bestto keep us in this mess.

"Pride of the South". Thread closed.

Seems like quite a good Fred. This might be some decent bank holiday reading while unfortunately at work. I am firmly on the side of not dressing up like a tool if you are over the age of 7 by the way.

It's impossible to put a figure on it.

If we can make it in Japan we can make it anywhere. (Sorry I think I'm getting a bit confused with my Sinatra/Alphaville stuff).

Saints will no longer be pants in FIFA 13. Poopey will be ermmm ROFLCopter.

Apologies to Ziggy but I absolutely loathe the Welsh. It is wrong that 1 Welsh team is in the Premier League already so Cardiff can go do one. I did hate West Ham and fat Sam however they are a proper Premier League team, and the banter I have had with their fans has made me changed my mind a little over the last month or so. Blackpool are not even a Chumpionship team and with their Pikey support [see their shirt sponsor] should be in about league 1 with other broken down clubs. I've always had a laugh when out and about in Birmingham and have found Brummie girls put out quite easily; not that I'm looking anymore.

I just do not like the way Portsmouth way. I always endeavour to try and go about my business in an appropriate manner.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy". This was lifted from skyblues talk; but pretty apt for the OP here and the young man that has been off sick for a couple of days from work.

Yeah; and by the same token, since we are in a double dip recession maybe we should ask the police not to prosecute any future rioters as they are having such a tough time in their personal lives.

Not bothered.

So how did you deal with real life crisis? You're not giving the impression as being the sort of chap you'd want beside you in the bunkers are you?

How do we define on TV?