Draino76

Maybe comfort eating helps?

I imagine a few on here invested in that 'Southampton Leisure Holdings' PLC.

I'm sat next to a fat **** on the train right now! He's definately encroaching my space the fat ****.

I'm sure AP started with Antonio instead of Papa because Antoio destroyed them ay the last meeting. I could see how nervous their defence was when we was on the ball.

Why Heroin? Surely a sledge hammer would be quicker?

Lets take this fred to 250,000.

My 2 favourite classics of all time; Arcanoid and Dragons Lair both remade perfectly on the iphone! Arcanoid for the iphone is even made by Taito. So sweet.

Cracking game. Dunno whether to watch this or get on COD.

This is as nearly as funny as the old codger thread. Tee hee heee.

All I'm after is Super street fighter 4, GT5 and Killzone 3.

Infraction please mods.

Oh **** I don't know. I'm sure we wont go up at all this year; but I'm happy about that.

draino76

He mentions he could change 25% of the team. I believe he would actually be changing 27.2% if he brings in all 3, so its worse than he said.

Had a game of Sabotage last night; did not know what the feck I was doing but then got a 7500 point bonus. WTF?

Every default setting is assisted; apart from crossing that is semi assisted for some reason. HHTH

I heart all of those; but happy drinking any beer so not trembling with fear at the mo.

It looks like only me and my boy going now. Hopefully their will be some family pubs nearby. Can we collect the tickets at there ticket office? Please excuse any grammar errors; I'm very clever but I'm rushing.

I'm using W A N K. Most amusing.

OK on general sale today so bringing my boy and my *****. (+3)

No thanks. Infraction mods.

Lol. Too true. Careful about the CSA. They all use it to squeeze a couple of extra £££ out of you. Online in an hour.

Well if they're talking; surely AP should get some loans of Fergie?

I had this a few years ago with a kid involved too, a deeply unpleasant experience. Here is my tuppence worth. 1) Be civil to her at all times even if she starts. 2) Get a younger, more attractive girlfriend. 3) Do exciting things with the kids when they are over. 4) Always give the impression that you are doing great. 2)should help. These things should be enough to wind her up lol. Also, if anyone needs any advice on how do deal with the Child Support Agency give me a shout. I know all their tricks and I have a few of my own.