Oh please get a grip you lot! It was a joke, end of. I was slightly 'surprised' an 80yr old was posting on a net forum using up to date slang but hey; there u go. Having said that my 75 yr old grandad is on Facebook.
You lot liked the idea of helping the old godger so; why don't you? There must be someone? BTW my grandad supports Man City and has no interest in going to SMS.