Draino76

Email sent. (Re cheaper beer and travel for disabled people.) Will let you know the feedback.

Well she left this morning, which is nice. She said last light she will leave by 10am; but sadly the poor soul didn't wake up until 10.57. She took her giant pack of cornflakes and fresh ham/pinapple pizza (best before end 31/10/09) and left at about 11.30. Didn't even get a thankyou for putting her up for four ****ing nights when I'm ****ing studying and I need some peace and quiet. Don't know why I bothered. The end.

That just got me thinking of my w@nk to having sex ratio; which by rough calculation, is 9.36 to 1.

She was hot 15 years ago, she is hot now. Also mildly amusing; what more could a man want?

Whoa she was one of my faves as a young(er) man. Still looks pretty damn decent to me. Much better than a porky Russian.

She has found a place in Kilburn. £44/week. It leaves tommorrow; goodbai fatty.xxx I've taken the day off to wave it a tearfull farewell.

Congratulations and good luck lad.

There is a club, near the Nestle tower where you could land a teenage tart. HTH.

Oh yeah; last night I told her that Thursday is kicking out day. I am pretending that I'm going away and I want to lock up the house.

I'm pleased to say I've not 'got' that tshirt.

Anyone playing the co-op objectives? Its fecking great. Chaps I'll be playing tonight if anyone wants to cooperate.

Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested.

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I have 3 bitmap images now on my desktop. How do I upload these?

Hey well I forgot to mention when I went out to get some beers last night, I asked her if she needed anything from the shops. It replied,"a bottle of milk and a CUCUMBER*". *(Without a word of a lie.) FFS.

I once used LYNX Africa in Kenya. Oh the irony.

Rule 1 coming tomorrow. She is on Orkut and I cant work it out.

She is still here, but the fat cow has washed the dishes so thats something. She's now in a bedroom on her laptop. I'm just gonna get some beers and pretend shes not there.

As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot. This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her. Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****? FFS.

Thats great news.

I just bought a 5 litre bottle of water today. Deadly stuff.

It was a little bit Drakes fortune.

Every time I start washing the pots; we score. I'm gonna keep washing until the final whistle. Plenty of pots to keep me busy till next week.

Yes I'm sure the football league is scouring SWF with a fine toothcomb.