Draino76

As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot. This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her. Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****? FFS.

Thats great news.

I just bought a 5 litre bottle of water today. Deadly stuff.

It was a little bit Drakes fortune.

Every time I start washing the pots; we score. I'm gonna keep washing until the final whistle. Plenty of pots to keep me busy till next week.

Yes I'm sure the football league is scouring SWF with a fine toothcomb.

I know the family. I kid you not, they are big Saints fans!!!!111

Insane. Just go in the home end.

Do we know what ground we will be playing at yet?

To fall on a sword would be the coolest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3x_JUHDYZ0&NR=1

That will be -10 points pls. This is nailed on. Up we go!

If I were you I would be very, very concerned indeed.

B.Y.O.B. by System Of A Down.

Can I have yours?

I only need 1 ticket now. It appears my child support payment has covered the cost of a Tenerife holiday for my boy, the old dog and her jobless boyfriend.

I need 2 tickets; will pay face value + a couple of pints.

I wouldn't worry about it mate. Some very childish behaviour going on there from one of their mods. Keep up the stirring!

Fair enough. Cheers chaps. I am a buyer of 2 away end tickets at face value up until 10.30am on Saturday. PM me if you have 2 spare. I do have paypal and can meet you at the ground.

Yeah whatever.

1 month away from being 6. We can do neutral I think. Actually, I might try my luck with the 150 tickets tomorrow.

Anyone doing this? I'm not even a Saints member this year. Just bringing me and the boy this time as its only a 30 minute trip. Are they a friendly bunch? Will I have a problem paying on the day for home end tickets? Regards.

To be honest I don't take the X Factor too seriously and my gf pays the phone bill so....

LOL. I actually hated them initially, but after hearing the rudeness of a vocal minority of the X Factor audience, they immediately got my vote. I suspect this is the case for most others that picked up the phone for em too. Its also a larf.

I voted for the twins. I love that 'she bangs' song.