Draino76

Anyone playing the co-op objectives? Its fecking great. Chaps I'll be playing tonight if anyone wants to cooperate.

Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested.

http://img41.imageshack.us/g/90920482.jpg/

I have 3 bitmap images now on my desktop. How do I upload these?

Hey well I forgot to mention when I went out to get some beers last night, I asked her if she needed anything from the shops. It replied,"a bottle of milk and a CUCUMBER*". *(Without a word of a lie.) FFS.

I once used LYNX Africa in Kenya. Oh the irony.

Rule 1 coming tomorrow. She is on Orkut and I cant work it out.

She is still here, but the fat cow has washed the dishes so thats something. She's now in a bedroom on her laptop. I'm just gonna get some beers and pretend shes not there.

As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot. This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her. Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****? FFS.

Thats great news.

I just bought a 5 litre bottle of water today. Deadly stuff.

It was a little bit Drakes fortune.

Every time I start washing the pots; we score. I'm gonna keep washing until the final whistle. Plenty of pots to keep me busy till next week.

Yes I'm sure the football league is scouring SWF with a fine toothcomb.

I know the family. I kid you not, they are big Saints fans!!!!111

Insane. Just go in the home end.

Do we know what ground we will be playing at yet?

To fall on a sword would be the coolest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3x_JUHDYZ0&NR=1

That will be -10 points pls. This is nailed on. Up we go!

If I were you I would be very, very concerned indeed.

B.Y.O.B. by System Of A Down.

Can I have yours?

I only need 1 ticket now. It appears my child support payment has covered the cost of a Tenerife holiday for my boy, the old dog and her jobless boyfriend.