Draino76

God I am now getting worse. Playing around with all my perks and I cannot remember which combo is the most effective.

The Leeds-Brighton game straight after us seemed a feisty affair lol. Well done Poyet.

Is this Jelling? Looks like the Netherlands to me.

LOL thumbs up from over here.

World class photoshopping; or is it? Using for my FB profile pic assuming no ©....! lol.

ORLY?

It did not get Chris Marsden or Franny. It was all over captain Price from MW2.

I too am hoping for an offer from Barcelona. Nothing so far........

Why didn't he buy a couple of their players for £11m? Did he not realise the 4 point issue? Probably not. Too late anyway.

PLAN A; Find a nut-job billionaire who will invest £60m in the next 7 days. (Does not even have to be an Arab and funds needed now, an email saying 'I'm very interested' may not cut it this time.) FAIL. PLAN B; Persuade the EPL to hand over £11m of parachute money in the next 4 days. FAIL. PLAN C; Sell players outside the transfer window. O RLY? Most likely a FAIL. Heres to PLAN D; if they have time.......

Yep. Nail...head.

Will try if anyone will let me. But people must surely agree that the M3 is a big varicose vein running up the side of her ass?

May I suggest Portsmouth is the ****oral hood, Gosport the ****, and Southampton the Vagina?

Monstermunch

It would be hilarious!

Storrie teller & Bagpuss.

Is this where you get all your information from for the main bored?

Go for the highest fanny to men ratio. I got a 70:30 split in Royal Holloway.

I have a crap bed, drink too much, have a gf with flailing arms and legs, stressful job and play too much Modern Warfare 2. Plus a child that wakes up at 4.30 to help him with his Nintendo DS. If I get 6 hours I'm ****ing chuffed.

Dev

Hair dryer.

I'm seldom right though; so bear that in mind.

We'll make the playoffs; I'm seldom wrong.

As evidenced by the past couple of posts the idea of Pompey getting an advance is very very silly. In fact the Story teller's gameplan to survive is so silly I really think we have nothing to worry about when they go to court. David James after the match said that the PL will simply just not let a premier league club go out of business; the daft bastard. Sour mash and JohnnyLove have just demonstrated exactly why they can't help. Its fecking hilarious. Goodbyez.xxx

Scoring rather highly over at Metacritic; 89 so far. Is this a revolutionary game in terms of storytelling and gameplay or 'essentially a nine-hour film that you nudge along by following on-screen button prompts'? The demo is now out on PSN so will report back later. I really want to like this but I'm not so sure.