Draino76

Yep. Nail...head.

Will try if anyone will let me. But people must surely agree that the M3 is a big varicose vein running up the side of her ass?

May I suggest Portsmouth is the ****oral hood, Gosport the ****, and Southampton the Vagina?

Monstermunch

It would be hilarious!

Storrie teller & Bagpuss.

Is this where you get all your information from for the main bored?

Go for the highest fanny to men ratio. I got a 70:30 split in Royal Holloway.

I have a crap bed, drink too much, have a gf with flailing arms and legs, stressful job and play too much Modern Warfare 2. Plus a child that wakes up at 4.30 to help him with his Nintendo DS. If I get 6 hours I'm ****ing chuffed.

Dev

Hair dryer.

I'm seldom right though; so bear that in mind.

We'll make the playoffs; I'm seldom wrong.

As evidenced by the past couple of posts the idea of Pompey getting an advance is very very silly. In fact the Story teller's gameplan to survive is so silly I really think we have nothing to worry about when they go to court. David James after the match said that the PL will simply just not let a premier league club go out of business; the daft bastard. Sour mash and JohnnyLove have just demonstrated exactly why they can't help. Its fecking hilarious. Goodbyez.xxx

Scoring rather highly over at Metacritic; 89 so far. Is this a revolutionary game in terms of storytelling and gameplay or 'essentially a nine-hour film that you nudge along by following on-screen button prompts'? The demo is now out on PSN so will report back later. I really want to like this but I'm not so sure.

Was very impressed with the performance apart from the last 15 minutes or so. We were obviously exposed for pace at the back at the end but thats what I guess you need to pay extra millions of pounds for. Ricky Lambert showed he could easily play at least Championship level, or maybe higher; same as Lallana; intelligent football today from the pair. Hammond & Schneiderlin were first to every 50:50 ball and if they were to play at that tempo today in the league; we would not lose another game this season.

What he said. We are currently 13% behind.

Because we had Matthew Le Tissier, they had Alan Knight.

I really think this game is about the 1st goal. If we bag the 1st St Marys will absolutley errupt like it never has before; and they will be desolate. I have a feeling Papa will get this (AP hinted he will start) when he exposes their slow defence with his pace. Our fans need to intimidate both the skate players and fans heavily starting by when they get here on the coach. If we get the 1st goal, then up the pressure even more, we will turn them over.

Good morning all; the post below from Pompey online gave me a spit out my coffee moment; 17 Drayton,why go into admin why does this help 11/02/2010 09:11:27 fight ! fight on the park fight the hmrc we can win both 39 points left and we need 20 of them doable expect us to end up on 42 points

Can't find the Fred but we have to play Gwen Stefani's 'What you waiting for?' tune before the game. Tick tock tick tock. The lyrics tie in well with their situation also; but I fear it will be too subtle for 99.9% of them.

I'm listening to that '21 seconds to go' tune from So Solid Crew; and replacing 'I with 'they', '21' with '9', and 'seconds' with 'days'. Works for me.

Now 9 days FFS.

Well I did for a good seven years lol; so its not my fault. Incidentally I have a bottle of expensive champagne hidden in the back of my fridge for valentines, which I'm hoping to crack open for lunch. WOOOT.

22109 /2009 Essex Beer Limited. How the feck did they get into trouble?