Draino76

My toilet roll is positioned at **** level, so I can just lay it on that for 5 seconds to dry. The chances are my urine will have evaporated the next fime someone uses the paper.

1, Colour ? Transparent 2, Saints Player ? Chris Marsden 3, Beer ? Lech 4, Film ? Escape to Victory 5, Food ? Lentil and Chorizo soup 6, Car ? 1950's American 7, Actor ? Angela Jolie

Having seen this advert, I think we will now win.

Twirl. I sincerely hope this information helps.

Online at my new place at last! Downloading stimulus now.

Still toast. Things have only got worse.

The tards have been limping on; cheating here, lying there; enraging the footballing world, and indeed Europe with their continued disgusting existance. Everyone knows this has gone far enough, probably apart from those ****ing tards down the road. This IS the end of their world as they know it. Take a bow HMRC. F U C K absolutely every person associated with that club, they all deserve it.

Was this the move up HMRC's sleeve? (Sorry a bit late, but I want to make love to my avatar.)

Bravo sir.

That made me LOL. I also loved the 'Chrissy Marsden fooball genius' chants, but we were obviously all correct as evidenced by THAT Ipswich away goal! What a ****ing legend.

Are you my twin?

Hey thats me on the very bottom right. Do I dial 999?

This should have been a piece of premium DLC for Fifa 10, so no. No ****ing way.

Stop padding.

6 yr olds

I will download it as soon as its on a torrent, definately.

The 'Greek economy ' fiddled its figures'? You mean the Greek government? The Greek government borrowed and spent the money; the Greek government can't pay it back.

The Greek government spent and borrowed to much; just like Bigot Brown has done, and wants to continue doing.

Press the search button an look for sky sports. If there is a game on you can just search under the teams name while the match is on and you will prolly have a choice of channels.

Dunno if Riquelme signed for Portsmouth yet but tvcatchup is now on the iphone also. High quality streaming of live tv from the main channels, over 3G too.

Nice one! Sounds good.

Mr Peart said fans have nothing to worry about in handing over cash to the club, which is in administration. 'All the season ticket money will be put in a special account'. LMAO.

What about Whitechapel? I would like to go boozing with Saints fans in East London tonight. Any fit nymfo ladies drop me a PM pls.xx

Yep, can't wait. More looking forward to the new online game modes! We could have a 'SWF fight club', where we can all watch each others fights, winner stays on etc. I love fighting Zangief with my beloved Dhalsim, it's probably the most one sided fight in the whole game! So bring it on pal....

It's probably getting a bit harder to murder someone and get away with it; you know with CCTV, DNA and Judge Judy on the Teley. More folk can get the thrill of a kill on MW2 also. What, with Saints winning as well, there really is no need to anymore.