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Now they are trying to bribe judges? Desparate times.

Pleased with the starting 11 tonight. Our strongest side IMO. And with some decent subs to come on (Puncheon etc). Wonder if he will stick with it?

Love the picture they have used. And is there a way I can negotiate on the tax I pay? Would love to pay a quarter of what I should.

Anyone played Bioshock 2 yet? Loved the first one; is it worth investing in the sequel?

Why 'Semi'?

Love the line where she says she 'wears her best pyjamas so you looks tidy....' Christ on a bike.

They have been helping find a new sponsor? Seems strange they would do that. I wonder who we will get?

Looks interesting. Will have a gander later on.

What a pair of ****s! Love the way he threw away the stick. Self defence mate, wasn't it.

Forum whip round for the 70 quid one?

Bridgy's kid is called Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge?! A fan of the muscles from Brussels perhaps?

Wow. Atmosphere at SMS sounds amazing. Fans in great voice!

I think Merrington has just jizzed on his microphone. Sounded like a screamer of a goal though, so why not?

If it is fitness and fatloss you want get down to 'Ocean Gym', right next door to FYEO in town. Best cardio workout you will get. Plus, give it a year and you won't be getting bullied.

KAH...bought at 43p, now trading at £1.80. Expected to go to c£2.30. EML..bought at 5.5p, now at 6.9p. PCI...bought at 8p, now at 14p. Mid term target is 30p. ABH...bought at 0.4p, sold at 0.51p. Then crashed to 0.26p if memory serves. Now up to 0.4p again. Might go back in. Will cash in on KAH when it reaches target price and look for a new home for the millions (!) Definitely money to be made on the smaller companies if you research carefully and weigh up the risks.

Southampton is a long way from Macclesfield. When we signed Pahars and Delgado we brought in a 'friend' to help the main signing feel at home (Bleddelis and Chala). Clearly we would do the same for Rooney. So, has he got a relative that plays football, and might make in into our first team squad......?

Melina Kanakaredes. How old is Helena Bohnam-Carter these days?

Last one is the best. Not the same chick though.

F*cking hamstring...............thank god for the 6 quid crates at Sainsburys.

Love some of the comments: ******smassive This is a Tipical English pig he even looks like a pig :-)....... Come to Serbia to see Redstar fans We will **** You in Your Bloody English ass?:-)

**** off sales bloke in Game. 'Can I help you?' 'No, just browsing'. 'Browsing for anything specific?' 'No, just looking' 'What sort of games do you play?'. 'Really, thanks. I don't need any help, I am just looking' 'No problem. What are you looking for?' 'Really. If I need help I will ask. Thankyou' 'Oh, sorry. Has one of us approached you already?'. 'No. Seriously, I don't need anything. If I do I'll ask'...... (and why don't you **** off and leave me alone you annoying ****). 'Okay. Let me know if you need anything'. Jesus ****.

After an mp3 player for a Christmas pressie. I've got an iPod, which I love, but wondered what else people would recommend. Didn't want to spend too much. c£60 budget. Any suggestions?