Suhari

To be fair my rather succinct review was fuelled by a few Kronenbergs! I read Shantaram over the last week. The first half was great: really engaging, well written, created a lovely picture of the sights, sounds and feel of Bombay: terrific. And then....it got bogged down with overly long, pseudo philosophical dialogue, and the author/characters ego and sense of self worth almost drained my will to live. Which did spoil it more than a bit. A book of two halves. So perhaps '****' is overly critical, so 5/10. With the first 48% (according to my Kindle) scoring 9/10. Enjoyed myself over the last day or so reading around the 'what's true, what's not' stuff though.

Shantaram. God it's ****.

Ohhhh. Deadline day fun and games then!

Did JRod forget to strap on his six-shooters?

Surely not? Isn't Remy £8.5M? Long? **** no.

So sad. A funny guy. RIP.

Paraded at the game tomorrow?

That was pretty Sharp.

Jos & Kelvin look porky as ****!

My money is on Ings. The Samaras link was to push this deal to a close.

A 'keeper' rather than a 'loner'? Nice!

The Taider signing seems to be taking ages. Is it too much to hope there is a bit of smokescreen going on here, and we'll announce him and a surprise signing too?

I think I must be in the happy clappy brigade. My first thought was 'backup for Pelle - okay'. Then I gave myself a slap. This guy is ****. I will be royally fooked off if this is genuine. Ambition? AMBITION??!! C'mon Saints.

It seems to have gone quiet on Rojos.

Had a good look at this earlier. Getting on it when I'm back from my hols.... Looks awesome.

Gonna have to get on this. Is it Newtonian flight style, or original Elite?

Is this type of snack ITK? Sauce? Etc!

I heard he had a third nipple.

What wouldn't have to happen for you not to be confused by that sentence, anymore?

Was hugely lol back in the day. Craig Mikael-Smith. He was gonna be our saviour in the Championship. oh.. and Sordell!!

Que?

This very much so. God, the callouses I had back then.

Its only gay if you make eye contact. I'm told.

Now I will be watching closely for Benali-style scythings.

Welcome Ryan. You have my full support. **** me, the whinging on this thread! If we'd have signed a young, expensive LB that we'd never heard of except from FM, they'd have been crying about blocking MTs progress. As it is we now have2 young players who can compete and challenge each other. Makes good sense to me.