Suhari

I'm going to need more IPA. Jamie twatting twatcunt.

Good evening. Looking forward to this. Have a couple of bottles of IPA on hand. Who was that blonde bird on the pitch?

Exactly what I thought. Not a great deal of protection there.

If only we had the players to pick out his runs.

Should we have gone all out for Dyche? Or the American fella (can't remember his name; think he had a TV show)? Oh....or Big Sam? With the greatest respect, maybe Jones would've come good? I didn't see the game BTW. Which I think is a good thing.

Let us know if you do.

Is it about time for muffins, HairyCroatnuns and Marasmum?

Typical. I could have called it after such a shit transfer window. Jones out

Exactly my thinking.

KFC via Just Eat.

He's a winger from Scotland. Used to be in Star Trek.

Anyone know how Ross Stewart's medical went, and when he might get confirmed as a signing? I am also curious about the length of his contract.

Guessing we wanted him out of the dressing room, and he wanted nothing to do with the Championship. We really have cleared the decks this summer.

Having signed THB and taken the profits to TSB, I expect he is relaxing with a little THC. MOTWYW.

How do I book? Got a swelling that needs a rub.

No you're not. Just differently gifted. (No insult meant. I'm just trying out a phrase I heard on the bus the other day.)

Hmmm. Do you have any views on Sully and ABK staying?

Saudi is interesting. If you're a early 20s player, knocking on the door of your national team, do you really move there? I wonder how many playing out there will get international call ups. But of course, money talks......

Yep, absolutely. And having Sully and ABK stay will be like getting two new signings.

I'd like to see us lay down the law on this one, and make it clear we won't accept players trying to force move.

Does this indicate that Stewart won't cook in the Championship?

Now that's a Circle of Trust I would like to get into.

Audrey Crespo-Mara. French TV host.

Agreed. Plus, his mum's fit.

Insane signing.