Suhari

Good evening and welcome to the new season. COYRs!!

Some passion, seemingly some leadership skills and doesn't mind being a little tough at times. Chips in with a few set-piece goals too. Regular starter and captain in the prem? Nope. In the Championship? I think we could do much worse.

Is the first rule of COT that toy don't talk about COT?

There is some sense to JS being made captain. It wouldn't surprise me.

My sources tell it's Whe Elibin. A little static, but never been nutmegged.

I really want this to be genuine.

I was going to watch it with a box of tissues after the wife has gone to bed.

I have no idea what is being discussed here, but am a little concerned about a 'Bluey' and whether she 'got 18 lollies'. We're not past the watershed yet!

£40m? Why are you asking for £30m? £20m is his value. Here's £10m. (Or we'll walk away).

We should have a sweepstake on how many more 'final offers' they make.

Glad this is done: seemed to develop a real shitty attitude which we definitely don't need. A bit of a shame things didn't work out though: thought he could have been excellent for us. Certainly seemed to have the attributes and early last season there were indications that he could have formed a very solid partnership with ABK. Decent fee: let's go shopping!!!

#FreeLavia?

The lack of goals in the side does concern me. But I am certain we'll make a striker signing or two over the next few weeks to fix that.

Gives us a chance to zach off one of the non-performing CBs.

Thats a rumour to get your teeth into.

Sunderland manager is Tony Mowbray. Now why is that surname familiar to me?

Would a 33 year old MS in our midfield be a beter option than a 40 year old Fonte at CB?

Ohhh the humanity! How unfair that would be to the little darlings.

Pretty frustrating waiting for sales to be made before we can sign replacements. Still a long time before the window SLAMS shut of course. Hoping we unblock the u-bend this week.

Although he did say he thought MaCarthy played well.....

Unlucky Tella.

Stu!

MacCarthy really is shit.

Evening all. Nice to see some football. Played some nice stuff earlier. A bit of entertainment.

Do you get to arrange stupid friendlies like this in the latest FM?