Ohio Saint

Who knows, maybe HE will turn out to be the long serving legend that many here seem to be desperate for.

Where to go:- Brothel What to avoid:- The clap

Excellent accommodation for a laddish bachelor. OK, good sex, baby, now get out of bed and cook me some eggs!

Lallana for 20m plus Suarez, Sturridge and Gerrard all sewn together as a human centipede.

[h=1]You have just been appointed Southamptons new manager[/h] Bloody hell! I've just got up, I thought I was reading my emails for a second. Nearly peed myself when I read this, as I hadn't even applied for it!

So we are interviewing Theodore Roosevelt for the job now? Who will be his assistant?

All it took was 3 months of planning after Poch was brought to his attention by the scouting system we are still using today.

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This is why I like to sit down to pee. A number one with the option for a number two if the need arises.

An unfortunate placing of a red part of the pattern too. Some camel toe might have hidden it though.

Point 5 was by far my favourite!

World Market, if you have one near you always has a few English beers. Not to mention Bovril, English baked beans and all that weird kinda stuff we like. Sadly, no black pudding though. Edit: BTW:- Johnny's landed in the drink! I actually did a real LOL.

OK, that will have to do.

Out of the loop here. Who is Guan?

Half-way through point 5 he totally lost the plot and resumed the normal standard for this forum. It made I larf a bit.

Sounds like something any of us might say if we were suddenly unemployed with no good job prospects. Of course he has prospects, but that still sounds like he is defending his pride rather than stating any facts.

Puerto Rican hookers and cocaine.

Can we adopt this **** with a bell?

Oh buggar! I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but this could be possible! sad face.

He does tend to burp a lot. Must be the beans.

That number doesn't work in the US. I rang it, and spent 3 hours keeping my free hand busy while chatting with a sexy young lady called Brian who kept charging my debit card during the good bits.

Definitely worth a try. If nuns don't work, I'll be happy to see the bouncy girl putting on jeans GIF again.

Congrats on a thread that has so far worked out largely as planned! I can't say that I am not very worried. More worried than most closed seasons. However, The departures so far, NC, MP and SRL have all had an air of inevitability about them, albeit the SRL one was one hell of a surprise which was dictated by the fact that the only club that SRL would have moved for made the bid. I don't feel that there was much the board could have done about the departures thus far. As has been said many times already, the time to panic will be at the start of the season. Nothing new there. I panic at the start of every season! Until then, we just have to wait and see what the board does with matters that ARE totally under their control before we pass judgement.

Yeah, that definitely needed yet another thread.

That sums it up perfectly for me too.