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Can't believe I made it onto the shortlist for RM players. I am terrible. If you don't mind cheerleaders with incredibly hairy legs then maybe ICDAJFU. If not...

Had a dream last night. Got called in by poortaloo (no idea why he was the manager) to replace the injured Hammond against Pompey. I played DMC and scored within 40s. We played in front of 20,000 fans. There were 4 Pompey fans. Saints won 10-0 but I got sent off. Think this may have been a vision of this match. HTH.

I look at Dappy and think, 'what a tool.' Seriously, how can anyone be that much of a tool. He's just a complete tool. How can that f--kwit get up in the morning, look at himself in the mirror and think, "I'm not a tool." He is the exception to the theory of evolution. What a tool.

Want to. Can't. My work roster is one day out.

Crap right sided player. RB or RM, I'm equally disappointing in either role.

Watched it in a bar in France, though the Arse were shoyt. Trying to pass it into the goal and that's just never gonna happen against Manure.

They are just appaling.

Good luck to him, can't be much worse than Grosjean.

No need for apostrophes.

:-?

No need for that comma.

It looks like something Jordan came up with whilst drunk. Here's the new McLaren by the way. Nice apart from the sidepods.

Actually there aren't and it doesn't.

If it weren't for the pink bits, that would look good.

It reminds me of the flat, duck billed looking thing they ran at Silverstone in particular. Can't remember if they used different noses at other races.

Pretty sure that's not the final livery but...

Seen a couple of the Williams pics in testing, their nose looks a bit RB5 aswell. Is this a modification to one of the regs Ponty or is everyone just copying it because it works? MP4-25 unveiled tomorrow.

You can only terminate by mutual consent if both parties agree. With players like Molly and Pulis, I doubt they would get a better deal elsewhere and would probably be happier staying put. Also, I'd say there were quite a few players likely to be leaving in summer, but most of whom I'd say are still willing to play if called upon. I would like rid of Wotton for example, but we might as well hang on to him for now for when Hammond and Morgan are unavailable.

How do you know that? Then you end up paying them exactly the same amount of money, the difference being you cannot call upon them for cover.

What a retard.

What's the point. If you're going to be paying them, might aswell have them in the squad.

I have no sympathy for the people of Haiti. They didn't send me any f**king food after the 2008 Lincolnshire Earthquake.

He is just waiting for a Spannish left back to die before he completes the move.

A nice livery on one hell of an ugly car.

Someone will take them off our hands on a free, even if it means paying a portion of their wages for the remainder of the time left on their contracts. Pulis is out of contract anyway, as is Perry. Lowe decided Forecast needed a five year deal unfortunately, when everyone else knew we didn't need him at all. C'est la vie.