SuperMikey

I was hoping to sort it out myself, but I might have to. I don't need to lose weight, i'm perfect already.

I already trieds this The key turns all the way but I can't unlock the window.

And Reeves too. Then you've got players like Dickson, Forte, Barnard etc that played regularly in the U21s when they were at the club in the last 2 seasons.

Hello chums It's getting warmer again, and I like to have my bedroom window open during this time of year as it lets a nice breeze in through my room. However, the window is stuck. The key turns in the lock, but the handle itself jams in the position it's in in the second picture. It's the type of window where you can tilt it or open it fully. Any tips for getting it open again that don't require any dismantling of the window? I'm renting so can't afford to damage it. Will put up some pics of the type of window that it is.

Saints pretty much dominated the first half and deserved to be 1-0 up going in at HT. Some good passing and nice fluidity with the side - you can tell that we've got the players at all levels to play in the same style as the first team. Liverpool had a fair bit of quality in their squad - Suso and their goalscorer (Adjoran?) were very dangerous and good on the ball. Play of the game being a swift Liverpool counter-attack and Suso sliding through a perfect through ball for their winger to run onto, only for him to fluff his chance. You could tell we were tired by the 75th minute or so, Liverpool had all the possession for a large chunk of the second half and missed quite a few gilt-edged chances. They held onto the ball and made us sit deep and chase them about. Bright sparks for us were Gazzaniga (made some good saves, good distribution), Targett (great going forward, little sloppy at the back sometimes), Rowe (fantastic deliveries from set-pieces), Seidi (looked dangerous cutting in off the wing) and McQueen (did well as a sub, gave us a bit of energy and zip and tracked back well from the wing). Sinclair needs to learn to look for his teammates positions when he's in the final third so he can either pick out a pass or have a pop at goal if there are no other options. Forren looked good if a little rusty, big presence in the air and read the game well, but got undone once or twice with a ball slipped in behind him. Needs a pacy player alongside to cover him really. Draw was probably a fair result.

Targett and Seidi playing very well. Forren showing some tidy passing too!

Also this

Song 2 by Blur has been played after we score for about as long as I can remember. Definitely since Cortese came in.

Tuuuuuune

Radhi Jaidi is giving him the look of death from above. I'd take RDM if our form under MP doesn't improve tbh.

Either Jordan or Tony. Nice lads the pair of them.

It annoys me when people get on Fox's back all the time, but he was f*cking sh!t today. Constantly out of position and leaving players unmarked. Rickie, Gaston, Cork, Punch and Morgan all had to fill in for him when he got caught out by going for a wander. F*cking get rid.

If you don't like it, f*ck off. Surely your life isn't that pointless that you have to try and get a rise from people on here for a bit of entertainment? Read a book, go for a pint, have a w*nk - whatever. Just don't expect people to put up with your constant negativity.

Tried starting several songs but nobody was having it today. QPR fans were good - weird because they were completely silent at their place.

The ones that live in your head?

I will never understand "fans" that revel in it when we lose. F*cking tossers.

****ing ****

Qualified in TEFL, in a different job with a payrise (possibly at a language school) and looking to move abroad in the summer. That's the plan anyway.

When Harry dies, we're on the p!ss, when Harry dies, we're on the p!ss

Redknapp is going to get dog's abuse tomorrow, and that's what he deserves. Utter f*cking scumbag and the most overrated manager in the Premier League.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2UwPyxlewg

I suppose you're right. How will I know it's you though? I think when you approach the counter you should go in for a quick high five. Nothing serious, just a sneaky one. Then I will know.

I don't think turning up for work constitutes stalking you, you stalker. I would be the one with Michael on his name badge btw.