Hatch

watching F1 this year nearly put me in a coma as well

down Fulham Cardiff Palace Up Leicester DErby Leeds

1, The Russians nuke St Marys on Jan 2nd

if i was 20, it would be great. But I'm not, so seating is good for me.

a win today for them would be very bad. very very bad.

It was horrible, just horrible.

ENGLAND ace Adam Lallana celebrates after marrying his sweetheart — so he could free himself up for the World Cup in Brazil. The star, 25, was due to wed Emily Jubb on June 14 — the day the Three Lions kick off. The 25-year-old star arranged the nuptials BEFORE he was in contention for next summer’s festival of international football. But after impressing in friendlies Southampton skipper Lallana is hotly tipped for Roy Hodgson’s squad. So the couple hastily ditched plans for a lavish event and instead tied the knot in an intimate £500 Christmas Eve ceremony attended by friends and family. It means Lallana is now free to board the Three Lions’ plane to Rio ahead of their opening match against Italy. A pal said: “Emily totally understands. She knows it’s a fantastic opportunity to play in a World Cup. It may be a once-in-a-lifetime chance. “Adam wanted to get married but has a very hectic schedule during the season and didn’t have time between the season ending and the call-up for Brazil. “He’d booked the wedding not even thinking about Brazil — he never expected to be in contention.” Thrilled Lallana smiled and kissed his bride after the secret half-hour service at Poole Register Office in Dorset. Earlier he had downed pints in a nearby pub with three pals. A barman said: “He looked like he needed a bit of Dutch courage. But he only had a couple of drinks.” The ace was later seen hand-in-hand with Emily — mum to his one-year-old son Arthur — descending the steps of the Grade Two-listed former magistrates court. And Emily, who dazzled in a cream dress, looked ecstatic as she gazed lovingly at the footballer she had dated for seven years. It is believed the pair — thought to have held their reception at a local restaurant — will share a bigger celebration with Lallana’s footie pals some time next year.

how selfish, getting married and mucking up others ( their guests ) Xmas plans, people have stuff to do Xmas eve ;-)

Adam, Rickie and JRod kicked the fuook out of Dani and Gaston after the World Cup draw

http://www.dailymotion.com/thumbnail/160x120/video/xocvta_pam-st-clement-topless_redband NOT WORK SAFE, NOT HOME SAFE, NOT ANY TYPE OF SAFE

They were actually cck rings and butt plugs

can't get your arms around it either

Fraser Forster was mentioned in one of the red tops over the weekend.

if they refuse to sell it to you, just carry on and pack it and not pay for it. Free food and booze.

MODS OUT!! In protest I am not going to post on Xmas Day, World Cup Final day and other days when its really hot and I could be at the beach. VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Annoyed by Swann doing this, and I like him. Seems a cop out, if he wasn't in the team for the next two tests, he still could have stayed around and helped with advice and in the nets etc. Edit : and judging by KP press conference, he is annoyed with Swanny as well

the answer is no, it's Golac

****

was allowed to do what the hell he wanted.

has Jos got the Premier League record for most OGs yet?

they are at home to bottom of the table Northampton next week, a real six pointer

not needed, we already have world stars like Henderson and Cleverley

I really wanted them wound up and disbanded a couple of years ago. Got to admit I was wrong, death by a thousand cuts is much better.

claim to fame I nailed a Soccerette, a plymouth fan.

you should see the looks I got in ASDA when i tried to explain why I wanted some peas