Hatch

Whoever kicked it out for the corner with about 3 minutes of extra time left at Highbury in 1984 Him.

He was cr6p The numbers of times he was running in one direction , whilst the ball and everyone else was heading in the other used to kill me.

Hoddle in charge by next week

11% rise is taking the Peees But as it happens, I think MP's are underpaid massively as it is, ( most of them anyway)

from that video it is our fans that look like ****s,

We can call ourselves World Cup Winners in another 7 months if we are nicking West Ham nicknames.

Several of the children were undernourished and most were unable to speak intelligibly and had rarely attended school. They had been deprived of dental and medical care, with the result that they had severe cavities, fungal infections and other health complications. A number of them appeared to have hearing and sight issues and cognitive impairment, or were severely developmentally delayed. Some were reported to be unable to use a toothbrush, wash their hair, use toilet paper or bathe themselves. But the most shocking revelation came after the removal: of the 12 children removed, only one has parents who are not related. not only in Pompey it seems, but they have their pre season tour booked now. Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/children-removed-after-generations-of-incest-20131206-2ywrt.html#ixzz2nBf3eLeR

Our kit van is better than their 1st team bus ( probably)

Don't have sex in public with a policeman while intoxicated and eating kosher food

These players need to be told to tuck their shirts in, Should be a club rule imo.

Each team should have a joker which they can play once a season for double points. Also, each drive should be made to dress like this 'tis the silly season after all.

i've shamelessly stolen the len goodman pic

probably not even a year, 6 months wouldn't surprise me.

I would love to see how many journos were there.

SLY Sam Sodje has told how he punched an opponent in the groin to get sent off — for a £70,000 bung. Sam Sodje Match fixer Sodje pulled the outrageous stunt earlier this year while playing for his most recent club Portsmouth. Defender Sodje was instantly red-carded after a spat which ended with him thumping Oldham Athletic’s Jose Baxter twice in the crotch. The bizarre incident was reported in The Sun under the headline: “Is This The Most Nuts Sending-Off Ever?” and Portsmouth’s then-manager Guy Whittingham described it as “inexcusable”. But unrepentant Sodje bragged to The Sun on Sunday that the red card was a fix — and a highly lucrative one. He claimed he collected £70,000 from a gambling ring who had wagered on him being sent off — and even after being fined £10,000 for punching his unwitting victim Baxter, he said he was still £60,000 better off. Sodje proudly showed our investigator footage of last February’s incident on his iPhone and said: “Okay listen. This is when I was playing. Do you know how much I got for that? 70k. “Do you know how much I got fined? I got fined ten grand and I missed six games. “I had to do it because the referee wasn’t booking me. Come on, who does that? Why would you do it on the pitch? I was tackling, tackling, it wasn’t working and I went ‘f*** that, I’m off’. “Someone kicked, tackled someone and I went, ‘Ah, this is the chance’ and I just ran in there. The guy didn’t say nothing — I just started punching him. Everyone happy. Sodje lashes out to earn red card Outrageous ... Sodje lashes out to earn red card “The next game I played I got Man of the Match. I would never mention that to anyone but I did that for sixty grand.” Meanwhile Sodje received a grovelling APOLOGY from another football star who was supposed to get booked in return for cash and failed. Ex Prem stars in match fix probe - Read our story Oldham player Cristian Montano was meant to be yellow-carded in the first half of a match against Wolves so big-time gamblers could cash in. But despite his best efforts to commit fouls he did not succeed in being booked until the second half — meaning the bets placed on him were lost. After the match 21-year-old Colombian Montano frantically paced around a luxury Manchester hotel suite kicking out to demonstrate how he deliberately tried to incur a caution. Video:Sun on Sunday match fixing investigationSun ExclusiveSAM Sodje shows our undercover reporter a video of himself getting a red card for a £70k payment He also admitted calling the ref a “w*****” in an attempt to provoke him into producing a card. ‘I was hacking, kicking everywhere’ The ex-West Ham player said: “From minute one I was hacking people down. People running past me and I would go clip. I run against one player and barged him. “The ref just gave a foul. I like cuss, and, ‘You’re a f****** w*****. "I’ve got it in a DVD so you can watch yourself. Yeah, I was hacking people down. I was chasing the wrong people, tackling here, kicking everywhere.” Montano had been summoned to the hotel by furious fixer Sodje to explain what had happened. Montano, casually dressed in jeans and a baseball cap, said: “I’m not here to talk about money, getting the purse, that’s not really my thing. If they were to find out, I’m f****d.” Cristian Montano tried and failed to earn a first-half booking Desperate Montano, who was a team-mate of Sodje at Notts County last year, then offered to make amends by taking part in another rigged incident. He said: “I’m a man of my word, do you get me? Colombian people are, we don’t bulls*** people. In Colombia, you bulls*** someone, you’re going down. “First half. I will do it — whatever you want to do, whether you want to do this Saturday, on Tuesday, next Saturday. “You know what I could do yeah, I could even get you lot a ticket and you can come up to the game. You can be in a game and watch what I do and you can see, f***, well how’s that not a booking, if I get booked then.” Earlier Sodje had sent our reporter a series of text messages between him and Montano showing how he confirmed the fix prior to the game. There were also messages sent after the game in which the player said he had tried his best to get booked. One text from Montano read: “They are calling me hatchet man. I was flying, diving in, dived for a pen, pulling shirts clipping people, flying into tackle, chasing people I don’t have to chase and I only got booked second half. The first clean tackle.” Earlier, at a different hotel, Sodje introduced our reporter to one of his other brothers Akpo, 33, a striker at League One side Tranmere Rovers. Sodje reassured us: “Akpo’s family. Akpo will do it two hundred per cent. If Akpo plays the next six games, he’s ready to get booked every game.” Cocky Akpo, who once played for Queens Park Rangers, sipped a glass of lemonade as he offered to fix games for cash. Referring to getting a yellow card, he said: “Yeah, if it’s me you’ve got no problem. Yeah, a hundred per cent, two hundred per cent. It’s easy, f*** easy. ‘Just get on the referee’s nerves’ “I can stand next to the goalkeeper and try and kick the ball and pull his arm. That’s enough. “If I do it first time, then he’ll (ref) say don’t do it again. Because I’m a striker, I’ve got to stop the play. “I don’t even need to touch anybody. He’ll blow the whistle and just book. Easy. r “It’s just being cheeky to the referee. Just get on the referee, get on his nerves, swear.” Akpo — known for his colourful hairstyles — promised he would deliver a yellow card in the first half, vowing: “The first 20 minutes you will get it. “I’ll ring you tomorrow night saying if I’m playing Saturday. If I’m starting, I’ll know.” Sodje advised our undercover reporter, who was posing as the representative of a Far Eastern betting syndicate: “Put your whole life money on it. Sodje hopes to cash in by rigging World Cup Big fix ... Sodje hopes to cash in by rigging World Cup “It’s happening. I’m telling you he is my boy. Him, if he’s doing it, he’ll probably want up front.” Greedy Akpo confirmed: “If everything’s set up front, it’s not a problem. Guaranteed no problem you will see it. Put everything up front.” The brothers confirmed they would be able to rig “six, seven games in a row” once Akpo was recalled to the side following a recent injury. Sodje, who has amassed a fortune from fixing, said: “Me and Akpo are trying to build our life after football.” Ironically one of the jobs he hopes to land is with the Professional Footballers Association. He claimed: “I go to the board of the Committee of the PFA and nail stuff like this down. I’m a top boy. Do you know what this can cost me?” World Cup con boast MATCH fixer Sam Sodje is hoping to cash in by rigging the World Cup — and boasted he has already lined up crooked players, The Sun on Sunday can reveal. He told how some players in African sides could be lured into his fixing ring because they do not get paid large sums to represent their national teams. He wanted a £100,000 bung for a well-known star who also plays in the Premier League to take a yellow card. Sodje said: “That’ll be the one, the World Cup. We’ll do a whole game, get booked once, big money. If you pay a hundred grand it will be huge.

try tune hotels.. not stayed in myself, but they look cheap and are central

The club have already indentified this which is why they bought Osvaldo.

not what i expected to see when i woke up.

oh fooook

dani v Gaston

yep

currently with lady boys and a dancing bear thing

He did build DelBoy and Rodneys flat , so he did do some good.