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Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos. What the Fvkking FvXk :lol:

I will take Tina, She has ( had ) that look of innonence about her that I would totally destroy.

ouch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1sg5m7nY4U shame it wasn't a bit harder. and a brick instead of a football

are vegetable jokes un-pc these days?

I met him in a strip club in Magaluf circa 2005 He seemed to be enjoying himself, shall we say.

They made a mess of the edging on the cake, its all broken.

probably wont even be in the Saints squad by the end of the year

never heard of him until about a minute ago, and in 5 minutes will forget about him again forever.

Does Factless have a logon on this board?

Hungarian 2 Belgian 1 Italian 0 Singapore 0 Korean 0 Japanese 1 Vettels number of overtakes for position in the last 6 GPs. Riveting stuff.

Once a popular choice for Saints manager has passed away. aged 59.

Anyone know how many times Vettel has overtaken a rival in racing conditions this season?

RIP fellow Saint.

England in this scenario

Isn't Chiles Serbian anyway? Same as being Polish , sort of.

had one after birth of the third child. Everything OK for the first 12 to 18 hours, then infection set in. Swollen to the size of grapefruit and seemed to weigh a tonne. Incredibly painful and still brings tears to my eyes when thinking about it.

Does seem more appealing now I've thought about it a bit more.

Could you imagine anything worse than a post match disco in the Northam concourse after a match? The very thought frightens me. I think I am going to be sick.

The9 will be able to tell you exactly what they are made of, and probably the name of the 6 year old the stitched them, and the van driver who delivered them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/24487701 The bird who crashed the MArrussia in testing last year has been found dead in a hotel.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/24476273 Not a bad career, scored a few runs, made a few quid, bet he is happy with that.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-firefighters-rescued-man-who-got-his-penis-trapped-in-a-toaster-8858912.html Firefighters in London freed a man whose penis was trapped in a toaster. They rescued another who got his member stuck in a vacuum cleaner, as well as 79 people trapped in handcuffs. London Fire Brigade says it has attended more than 1,300 incidents involving people being trapped or stuck, often in everyday household items, since 2010. In the last three years the capital’s fire crews have been called out to: • 18 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats • Five incidents involving people’s hands being stuck in shredders • 79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs • Nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises • Four incidents where people had their hands stuck in blenders • 17 incidents involving children with their fingers stuck in toys, including one with Lego stuck on his finger. In the past, the LFB has been called out to: • A man with his penis stuck in a toaster • A man with his arm stuck in a Portaloo • A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine • A child with its head trapped in an ironing board • An adult stuck in a child’s toy car • A child with its head stuck in a massage chair • A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase • Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger • A child with a tambourine stuck on its head • A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger.

next editor of the Daily Mail I reckon.

Manny Andrew Zewski Andrew is his middle name, honestly.