Hatch

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/24476273 Not a bad career, scored a few runs, made a few quid, bet he is happy with that.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-firefighters-rescued-man-who-got-his-penis-trapped-in-a-toaster-8858912.html Firefighters in London freed a man whose penis was trapped in a toaster. They rescued another who got his member stuck in a vacuum cleaner, as well as 79 people trapped in handcuffs. London Fire Brigade says it has attended more than 1,300 incidents involving people being trapped or stuck, often in everyday household items, since 2010. In the last three years the capital’s fire crews have been called out to: • 18 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats • Five incidents involving people’s hands being stuck in shredders • 79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs • Nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises • Four incidents where people had their hands stuck in blenders • 17 incidents involving children with their fingers stuck in toys, including one with Lego stuck on his finger. In the past, the LFB has been called out to: • A man with his penis stuck in a toaster • A man with his arm stuck in a Portaloo • A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine • A child with its head trapped in an ironing board • An adult stuck in a child’s toy car • A child with its head stuck in a massage chair • A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase • Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger • A child with a tambourine stuck on its head • A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger.

next editor of the Daily Mail I reckon.

Manny Andrew Zewski Andrew is his middle name, honestly.

is that deliberate or not?

qpr fc

won FA Cup semi final?

and you get to dress up as a soldier Turkish,

John Barnes to Michael Owen for me normally, although sometimes I get on Stanley Matthews.

Can we get Jay-Rod in the team as well. He must be part portugeezer.

here

here

he shoots, he scores.

change the OP to say you were only drinking tea before the powers that be at the club wake up and read it.

we will have the title sewn up by Easter

no idea to be honest, hope it all works out for the best for you though and you get your ticket back and continue watching the Saints. plus, hope the steward who grassed you up gets run over by a bus.

just save this thread until Monday

uh?

en mi país, nos reímos de un pene tan pequeño

at least it will probably be streamed.

FVkking Useless Tables

They really do believe that as well I expect.

given up on it too, didn't even realize there was a GP yesterday until I saw the result on the news

Carberry makes the Ashes Squad. ENGLAND ASHES SQUAD Cook, Prior, Anderson, Bairstow, Ballance, Bell, Broad, Carberry, Finn, Panesar, Pietersen, Rankin, Root, Stokes, Swann, Tremlett, Trott.