Hatch

i'd change a lot of fvvking things.

viewing figures are important, if more people watch our games, we will feature more often, there by bringing in more revenue.

Dogs. Should all be executed , apart from working dogs like drug finders and the ones the make tea for blind people

did he actually answer any questions at all?

I would love to know how that guy dealing with the questions has handled this, He must be making up questions himself as there are no genuine ones

Woody ‏@yidingtons 5m #AskHarry If I draw a face on my ******** & hang them out the car window, will security let me use your parking spot :lol:

QPR twitter Q&A for HArry Redknapp not going as planned. https://twitter.com/search?q=%23askHarry&src=hash&f=realtime

Just heard that half of Pompey have put their homes and for sale and moving to Hythe http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10399922/Mystery-hum-keeping-people-awake-may-be-love-making-fish.html

'out'

Steve Coppell for the 100th time

confirmed now.

Press conference at 5.30 apparently at Palace Shame.

There is about a 50/50 Chance of myself and a couple of mates doing this next year http://www.prudentialridelondon.co.uk/The_Events/Prudential_RideLondon-Surrey_100.htm

Eczema

These sponsored holidays **** me off. The 'sponsor me to visit Peru for a month' , and the charity gets whats left over from the sponsor money once the flights , accommodation and food have been deducted. Also, a mate of mine regularly donates to a 'stop cleft lips in Ethiopians' charity. A worthwhile cause I'm sure, but a bit random.

how does this leave them in terms of refunds, paying staff/stewards/police etc...

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos. What the Fvkking FvXk :lol:

I will take Tina, She has ( had ) that look of innonence about her that I would totally destroy.

ouch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1sg5m7nY4U shame it wasn't a bit harder. and a brick instead of a football

are vegetable jokes un-pc these days?

I met him in a strip club in Magaluf circa 2005 He seemed to be enjoying himself, shall we say.

They made a mess of the edging on the cake, its all broken.

probably wont even be in the Saints squad by the end of the year

never heard of him until about a minute ago, and in 5 minutes will forget about him again forever.