Hatch

I'm going to get a bank loan and buy £20m eurolottery tickets

they do it because they are morons and it does my head in as well. There is hardly enough room as it is. It's baking hot in there sometimes with the air con on.

Hazard is only a few years older than the ball boy himself.

in before The9 with next years stripey effort from Umbro.

Just stick a Y on the end. Customary football nickname.

There's some good videos of this to be found on the internet, if you know where to look.

I love the Holy Goalie. Scares me to death mind you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21154999 Broadcaster Stuart Hall has been charged with one offence of rape and 14 offences of indecent assault, Lancashire Police have said

Argie

i expect his has a translator app on his iphone, that'll sort it.

Washing Punch's kit last night was no fun I expect

I want more pics of the stewardess

jesus effing christ. I've just eaten.

About 17 Months I reckon is what you meant to say.

LOL. That is highly amusing.

I think he is OK, at least he offers his own opinion, rather than saying what he thinks we want to hear, just to please the masses. Then again, I never really listen to what any of them say. I have seen the game myself, and am able to make my own opinion.

if you score and reveal your 'One Nigel Adkins' t-shirt under your shirt, then the sniper Mr Cortese has positioned on the roof will take you out.

how did you in the ground know where he had gone?

How did they know it was you? How did they get your name.

Emmanuel Mayuka, if selected, on show for Zambia in the ACN later today, 3pm kickoff. live on eurosport.

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Steve Grant media whore

What about Michael Johnsons brother, Boris. Hard as nails, no nonsense midfield general.

Real Madrid have spoken to him

textbook