I was bitten by something back in June. Bit me on the back of the head and caused an allergic reaction.
Ended up in A&E twice having steroids pumped into me.
Since then I have seen a total of 18 nurses/doctors/specialists to try and ascertain the cause.
Their final conclusion was ' We don't know what it is '
I'm with the Israelis on this.
Seeing as they pay my wages'n'all.
Plus I'm sure our chief accountant is part of Mossad, He always seems to 'take time off' whenever there is a crisis and the Israelis are up to something.
Well Michael Mates in his newsletter thingy, said he was going to cut crime.
Gets my vote, cos no-one has thought of this before. I wonder if he came up with that on his own. The man is a genius.