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About circa 1984 I gave my maths homework in a day late.

It is true. Just wish it was my money .

I've done both the survey and signed up for an MBA at Leeds University.

as you say, up to now, the press love him as he is first on the phone with his rent-a-quote cheeky chappie persona, but following his great escape in court this week where he admitted lying to the press, hopefully they will now hunt him down like a pack of wolves. They must have files and files of dodgy stories about him, that they didn't want to run before because of their 'relationship'. Maybe now is the time for these stories to be aired.

so the kit could in effect be made by anyone then. Mr Cortese might get some fancy Italian shirt maker in to do the job.

If 'Arry became England supremo, then Kevin Bond would of course go with him. Where would that leave Joe Jordan, the fiercely proud Scot?

I didn't even make the cut

What about Rosie? Poor dog got 6 months solitary confinement.

The Jury get set to make there way home, with surprising new gifts left by mysterious donor.

here we go.... parties called back in

I am still recovering from that. It was horrendous, and showed what clueless supporters we have. Nothing has changed it seems.

They could also just stop selling pies ,crisps, chocolate bars, coffee etc completely. There would be more room for more pumps, more staff to serve, queues would be minimal , it may even be possible to squeeze 3 pints into the 15 min break. Anyone can go without food for a couple of hours, but it is very very hard to go without beer for an hour or two.

even if he is found innocent in a court of law, it doesn't mean he is.

What was on Sky1?

I might be sick if he gets off.

mmmmmmmmmmm....convenient.

Did 'Arry genuinely not make it to last nights match, or has he had the nod from his brief that things are not looking to good for him , so decided to spent one last night with Sandra?

You don't recognise any of the players in your team any more and would pass them in the street without a second glance.

Why don't they deliver the beer with a bazooka, then I don't have to move at all.

Chandlers Ford to Bond Street, London. via car, train and Boris Bike

Did anyone see million pound drop last night, one of the answers was Pompey. I loved the fact that the couple on could put a million quid on Pompey. Such a tease, when the club would have been desperate for that cash.

is that for real?? hey, Mr Binman, please take £20 out of your £200 a week to supplement my £5000 a week.

That should cost a few bob.

all out for 99. Swanny took 1 wicket for 0 runs. Has anyone in test cricket ever taken more wickets than runs conceded before?

I'm worried, that while you are in the shower, you are thinking about Redknapp. People have been locked up for a lot less than that. ;-)