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if the result doesn't matter to us, re-register Le Tiss or Benali as players, bring them on as last minute sub to dribble to length of the pitch and then smash one into our own net for an own goal and a 1-0 defeat to send the fish fiddlers down.

A One Direction Concert !!

Done. Good luck,.

I sat there watching it with the bird, and everytime the nominations came up and just sat there saying ' Who?'.....'Who?'........'Who?'... Glad One Direction won though, they are super talented and probably going to be bigger than The Beatles.

Since when has Winchester had a Uni?

3-0 default win I reckon. Sheff Utd did this a few years ago in a league game...

I think Season ticket Holders are really fantastic people. The best, the very best.

named in the England ODI team to play Pakistan today. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9697990.stm

Not Pompey related, But if is just over a year now since my Local club, Windsor & Eton FC ceased to exist, owing £240,000 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_conf/9384963.stm

We should clamp their team bus when they come to St Marys if they don't pay the £1 for the car park.

You still wont be the worst dressed there, there will be loads dressed worse than that, and they will be in the usual clothes.

A Goal keeper. No idea who though

Brave man

Lol at Brighton, sticking it in the wrong end as usual

should be at least 20. remember that last points deduction made f-all difference to them in the end anyway as they still would have finished bottom.

not good enough for us

Outside the building now, thought there would be skates to laugh at, but none at all.

amen to that

hang on, is this the High Court on The Strand, not too far from where I am ?

LOL

I saw the news that Stuart Attwell has been 'relegated' to Football League games, probably due to some monumental errors. Who are the best / worst football league referees, or like me, can you hardly name any of them? Do any refs seem to 'favour' Southampton?

Why can't Liam Lawrence pay for his own effing scan?

The Travelodge had a £10 a night sale on a few weeks ago, That's £100 for the whole squad plus coaching staff. I wonder if they took advantage of that.

Bernard manning told me to fuvk off at Maine Road once.

lets go continental Le Harve