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He was married to Evita

tell them that it is for your daughter, then sod off on holiday, then ignore them completely after that.

by, errm , a small piece of cardboard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CckJnNSrbuA

This. A lot easier than it seems.

Make sure the dog is put down. It is only a dog after all, a worthless piece of **** animal. It could be a child next. In fact, it will be a child next. if you don't act now you may have the death of a child on your conscience.

internet forums and youtube killed it. They would have no chance of showing anything that most people wont have seen a million times.

Was that a B Side?

millwall away in the cup not added to results yet.

Whats the name of that pub just down the road from the station, I'll be in there.

Very impressive, still prefer porn though.

There's a new film coming out soon, The Bodybag, Whitney Houston is in it.

still would

My favourite line in this whole thread

my favourite...

they will be dancing on the streets of Bolton.

Fireworks.... Wasn't there a game once with a delayed kick off as one of the pre-match fireworks blew a bloody great big hole in the pitch?

at 10.20

I'm sure one of the girls who I was at Thornden with became a Page 3 girl in The Sun late 1980s. It's been so long and there have been so many dreams, reality and fiction may have got mixed up. She used to drink in what is now The King Rufus.

Not seen any at SMS, But I saw Curiousty Killed the Cat at the Dell, and they were quality.

About circa 1984 I gave my maths homework in a day late.

It is true. Just wish it was my money .

I've done both the survey and signed up for an MBA at Leeds University.

as you say, up to now, the press love him as he is first on the phone with his rent-a-quote cheeky chappie persona, but following his great escape in court this week where he admitted lying to the press, hopefully they will now hunt him down like a pack of wolves. They must have files and files of dodgy stories about him, that they didn't want to run before because of their 'relationship'. Maybe now is the time for these stories to be aired.

so the kit could in effect be made by anyone then. Mr Cortese might get some fancy Italian shirt maker in to do the job.

If 'Arry became England supremo, then Kevin Bond would of course go with him. Where would that leave Joe Jordan, the fiercely proud Scot?