Hatch

even if he is found innocent in a court of law, it doesn't mean he is.

What was on Sky1?

I might be sick if he gets off.

mmmmmmmmmmm....convenient.

Did 'Arry genuinely not make it to last nights match, or has he had the nod from his brief that things are not looking to good for him , so decided to spent one last night with Sandra?

You don't recognise any of the players in your team any more and would pass them in the street without a second glance.

Why don't they deliver the beer with a bazooka, then I don't have to move at all.

Chandlers Ford to Bond Street, London. via car, train and Boris Bike

Did anyone see million pound drop last night, one of the answers was Pompey. I loved the fact that the couple on could put a million quid on Pompey. Such a tease, when the club would have been desperate for that cash.

is that for real?? hey, Mr Binman, please take £20 out of your £200 a week to supplement my £5000 a week.

That should cost a few bob.

all out for 99. Swanny took 1 wicket for 0 runs. Has anyone in test cricket ever taken more wickets than runs conceded before?

I'm worried, that while you are in the shower, you are thinking about Redknapp. People have been locked up for a lot less than that. ;-)

The captaincy is a privilege though, so can be taken away from him at any point , for any reason.

neither of them , in my opinion.

if anyone has any genuine original contemporary art that they want to sell, by the major artists, then let me know anything from £10k to £2m

might have been a bad decision to go with the two spinners in this one, not watched any of it, so only going on the fact the seamers are taking the wickets so far.

Absolute Beginners

lager all the time. Ale just tastes like dirty water to me.

Which side of the fence would you sit on? Got to be Mods for me. Much cooler. Watching a documentary about it now on Yesterday channel.

you bastard... a bit extreme

Kiera Knightly to play Jill in the film. Tommy Lee Jones to play DSM Al Pacino to play Granty Jim Carey to play the role of both cats.

Messi 67 Kg. Just thought I would mention it.

The Day after Tomorrow

It's just usual old 'Arry tricks of throwing in names of famous people to try and make him look important and impress the jury. He will be claiming he fought for Queen and Country some time this afternoon.