Hatch

They are just a mickey mouse outfit.

I had no idea that they sponsored the FA cup, i take no notice. It was the FA Cup, is the FA Cup and always will be the FA Cup. I feel Bud have wasted their money.

Probably the unsexiest thing I have ever seen

This is exactly with Tim what his face had in mind when he invented the www

IMO one of the most over rated players ever. Has been crap in every single match I have seen him play. He must have played like Maradona in all the others to get a career like he did.

pakistan 215 / 4 currently

All these Balotelli rumours are ruining the real thing. Hearing the odd true story now and again did make a great read but now you hear something different every day and now its just irritating.

If it sells out get tickets in the home end, it will be fine.

I was basing this on goals scored. He only got one didn't he, and that was punched in with his hand.

and what number will he be. I want to get his name and number on my pyjamas.

Frank Worthington

I would end up with 25 forwards.

135 / 7

How do you pronounce that?

£4m for Delap makes £35m for Carroll look good value.

If I asked my ex-wife , I think she would say Beckham , Rooney and Gary Lineker.

Oh Crouchie Crouchie He used to be a skate but he's alright now

Alan Smith , Newcastle. on the basis of...i just made it up.

It was 1-0 at the time...

on its side in the harbour now.

What the hell are Euro Miles???

He can do one

Being a celebrity does not always mean you are rich.

whats the story here then?

Great Stuff. I'd take the £500k, then kill the bloke that I did the deal with, so no-one would ever know. I carry on supporting Saints with £500k in my back pocket.