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hat trick for the england u21s tonight

yep, more suited to that lot down the road where he will feel right at home.

LOL and stolen for use by myself.

iRIP

I love Boris. And so does Paxman judging by that snippet.

Tracy Emin and Grayson Perry should get together to design us a stadium. Damien Hirst and Banksy can paint it.

I think Neville is good at the studio side of it as well. I don't know why Sky still use Wilkins after that Real madrid / Spurs match last year.

Are this mob still around, has it improved?

You're thinking of that other slag, Jordan.

Our catchment areas is quite big considering we only have 3 sides , North, East and West . And no South to speak off.

I'm sure 2 people were acquited, why all the talk about just one of them. ITV spent 10 minutes on this story last night and didn't mention the other fella once.

I said this at the time as well. Who says crowds don't influence results. First goal was the Northams , not Lamberts.

TV made by morons, with morons in it, for morons to watch. I love it.

No. No it doesn't. They do this at the Emirates and it is cringeworthy. One of the worst ideas ever.

The little girls surname was Cortese, Just a coincidence , I'm sure.

I think there should be more shots of the fans in the crowd during the matches. There is nothing I like better than seeing some gormless moron waving at the screen ( not at the camera as they can't work that out )

I was in the Northam with a perfect view and it was definitely a penalty

Martin O'Neill!

Local boy and Southampton fan, cutting a rug on Strictly Come Dancing. Does this now make the Saints number 1 celeb fan?

Tennis isn't that tough. People go on about playing a 3 hour match or whatever, but well over an hour of that is spent sitting down. Same logic makes football a 110 minute game.

'given cash for cars and horses ' pikey gypos then.

He has nice boobs

Gone to Arsenal as part of the Ox deal.

He aint as good as he thinks he is.

I'm allergic to trains. Does that mean I can't go. That's disabalist. I'm writing to the Daily Mail.